Friday, July 3, 2009

IndepenDANCE Eve





YOU WILL be SURE TO SEE the FireJerks FLY tonight as t3h ED SNORkS THE SKRANK AND BREAKS TEH HEARTS AT THE BUNKBED! MAKE ROOM FOR the SCenes Original ZERO as he dunces HIS WAY INTO YOUR SOUL??!!! FUck it! With TEH ED TOSSING BLACK THE Shirley TEMPLESAND THE BIRTH of the NASHUN, THERE IS BOWND TO BE enuff EneRGY to fuel the]\\ misshun of change you can belieffin!


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9 comments:

  1. Rude ReaderJuly 3, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    I couldn't possibly hate you more!!! You suck!!!

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  2. Rod RooterJuly 3, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    This marriage is headed for the rocks!

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  3. Dr. McCoyJuly 4, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    The only good thing about this entry is that it bumped the hideous MJ tribute off the front page.

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  4. Uncle JesseJuly 4, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Your evenings are about as exciting as a bucket of horseradish sauce!

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  5. The hand of fateJuly 4, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Hope you enjoyed that funny text I sent you! Real curveball huh?

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  6. Rotting CorpseJuly 4, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    *YAWN*

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  7. Adult BabyJuly 4, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    I got your "change you can believe in" right here buddy, in my soiled diaper! Now change it!

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  8. It's trueJuly 4, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    Goth is a bad thing. Nuff said.

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  9. ed_sucks@eatadick.orgJuly 11, 2009 at 3:51 AM

    Let's face it, you suck and your big night out was a dud!

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