Worship The Zero

It's Never Too Late (Eddie's Heartbreaking Story of Sorrow and Triumph)

2012-02-01T22:51:00.000-08:00

Many people enjoy wearing pink -shirts and blue jeans - it is hip! WELL EDDIE WANTS TO BE HIP TOO (as readers of this blog are no doubt aware of). There's no fear in Mr. Entropy but when he wears purple shirt with pink sleeve highlights you had better believe that he does so with the certainty that this is the official Bobby Trendy way to be. You might think that Eddie is too old to go back to High School, THIS IS A LIE. High School is a way better experience to an octogenerian than it is to a teen/tween and with his hot fashion sense ready and willing Eddie was sure that his triumphant return to High School would dizzle dazzle his fellow student (hot) bodies. With his perfect shirt, hotly fitted jeans and raver coral tie necklace Eddie was ready to make the scene. When Karl, Laura and Lora saw Eddie approach, they tried to turn around and walk away but Eddie's old legs are too strong to let that happen so Eddie ran after. "Hey cool kids, whassup?" Eddie exclaimed. "I heard on Myspace (a/k/a the International Cool Place for International Cool People) that you guys were coming to school today, how cool is that cool people?" Eddie said in his sassiest tone. Karl smirked, Laura rolled her eyes, Lora pretended to look the other way. Then the trio hurriedly moved away from our Eddie. Eddie started to cry when he heard Laura say at a distance, "What is up with that guy, can you believe his purple t-shirt. OMG!" which was followed by a gaggle of giggling. Mr. Whistler walked by and wondered what was up. "Nothing is up." Eddie said, dejected by his spurning "I think everything is down. As in, down in the dumps." "Well Eddie, the reason that those kids are being mean to you is because you aren't very cool. I wasn't cool either, yet look at me now!" Mr. Whistler leaned in closer and put his hand on Eddie's knee. A tingle ran up through Eddie's thigh straight into his heart. "Oh Mr. Whistler." he said.

Shopko... The Store for You!

2012-02-01T01:29:00.000-08:00

I remember SHOPKO in Grand Forks, MI. I never sexed in the bathroom there. I wish I had. It would have been amazing to have sexed so close to value pharmacy goods. I bet if I had sexed at SHOPKO I would have a memory worth living for instead of nothing. It's not that I'm sad... actually, I am miserable. Can SHOPKO take the pain away? Even if I was still able to sex with my ancient dick I don't think any girl would want to sex me anymore, least of all in SHOPKO. I hate myself.

Erbert & Gerberts' Unequaled Quality Submarine Sandwiches

2012-02-01T01:24:00.000-08:00

I remember once sexing a girl in the bathroom stall of Erbert& Gerberts in Eau Claire, WI circa 1988. The scent of freshly baked Erbert & Gerberts submarine sandwich bread was a sexy aphrodisiac for the SEXperience. Even better, after the sexing we sat down and ate a delicious sandwich. That was many years ago and my sexcapades are now buried in the past with Ronald Reagan and Quisp but sometimes the thought of those crazy days helps me to deal with the abject misery of today.

State of the Art: Selection and Service as Circuit City

2012-02-01T01:17:00.000-08:00

I remember once making sex with a girl in the bathroom stall of the Circuit City in Butte, Montana circa 1988. What made the experience so sexy was that just outside our carnal stall there was a warehouse-sized room of television and electronics! Jesus, I am older now and probably couldn't get it up even if I were put in such a situation but the good thoughts keep me warm through cold winter nights.

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2012-01-31T22:15:00.001-08:00

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Important Rant about Potato CHiPs

2012-01-31T22:10:00.000-08:00

If I had to pick just one snack food (to bring to me on that proverbial desert island) it would be potato CHiPs. I love CHiPs but I’m very picky about them too. The New York Times has a feature on CHiPs in today’s Dining section, in which they list their top 10 CHiPs (in the Multimedia feature). Sadly they don’t mention my favorite brand, Terror CHiPs.

I love Terror CHiPs so much that I used to carry home bags of them in an otherwise empty suitcase, every time I went to Chaska. (I haven’t found Terror Chips outside of the Chaska area…though maybe I wasn’t looking hard enough.) But for the last 2 years or so I haven’t had to do this - because, joy of joys, KM Daily, the no. 1 supermarket chain in the United Arab Emerite, licensed the Terror CHiP name and the technology. I danced for joy when this happened because the standard chip in the UAE really, horribly, sucks. The KM Daily Terror CHiPs cost twice as much as the awful Sultan Sleek brand, but are worth every single dirham.

Keeping on the subject of CHiPs - one thing I do not get at all about CHiPs (or crisps as they are called in the UK) is the European propensity for flavored CHiPs. Can’t European people appreciate the simple elegance and pure potato flavor of a CHiP that is only flavored with salt, or even unsalted? I can sort of appreciate vinegar flavored chips and lemon flavored CHiPs, but I can’t go any further. Even the KM Daily Terror CHiPs suffer from this: they have a luridly green Wasabi CHiP, which is coated with green dyed horseradish powder, and the ubiquitous Paprika CHiPs (for some reason paprika is a very popular snack flavor here). The Greco CHiPs are flavored with feta and herbs, and are not too shabby, but are far inferior to the plain salted CHiP.

The country that is the worst in the flavored CHiP/crisp realm is the UK, where you can find things like Roast Chicken and Cheese and Onion flavored crisps - all variations of fake, MSG-laden powders that only sully the potato beneath. I love many things about Britain but definitely not the crisps/CHiPs!

Don't Delay: Marry a Blog Today

2012-01-31T21:40:00.000-08:00

I have no doubt that blogging reality has been changing and inside these changes we can begin to track an evolution of new life forms. Some life forms have been growing for a while and are now getting closer and closer to emerging into deeper popular consciousness. If I were to make a guess about the next 5 (five) years bring I would predict an absolute change in the very nature of human blogging interactions. Soon you will be able to wake up next to your favorite blog. The blogs you follow will start to follow you. Around the corner. To the grocery store. Into the shower. This level of interactivity will offer a lot of exciting new possibilities but will also engender a certain degree of human to blog distrust. If we are not careful this expanding level of distrust could first erode and then eventually destroy our very important relationship. For this reason and more it is imperative that we make our blogging decisions now rather than wait until the decisions are made for us.

Hot Patty Geomancy

2012-01-31T04:23:00.000-08:00

I am (HEAVY FRIED)

I Be Sheikin' and Sneakin'

2012-01-31T04:15:00.000-08:00

ALL IS COOL WITH EDDIE ON THE PROWL, THE BURKA BABES BETTER WATCH OUT CUZ TEH ED IS POWERFUL MAN AND HIS IS THE LUSTS OF THE SAND. I BE SHEIKIN' AND SNEAKIN' MY WAY 'ROUND TOWN. SING ME IN SALALAH SING ME IN ABU DHABI, I TREK M'MAN FROM EMIRATES HOT PARTIES TO THE PEAKS OF OMAN. WORD.

My New Hobbey

2012-01-30T06:19:00.000-08:00

I have become exercise machine getting out in world and showing it what I got! Please don't make fun of me, I am doing my best to be strong and fit!

I AM MYSPACE #1 SUBPARSTARE

2012-01-29T01:31:00.000-08:00

Some things you cannot deny. The future is a belong to me and these are the way in which I am take it over! Maybe you're a to old or not tuff enuff to understand the cool ways of modern youth cultrue but there's a new storm brewing and this storm is called Social Networking! At the forefront of this New Wave there is a little website called Myspace. International Cool Zone for International Cool People is the other name you might have heard it been reefered to. At the forefront of this Myspace website is one man: Eddie "Fuck You For Your Bikehorns" Entropy. Yes, that's right and it is official. Eddie Entropy is the number one Myspace Superstar. Put that in your pipe and sit on it!

Google search: Adorable Babies

2011-12-08T14:23:00.000-08:00

People tell me this is a very negative blog that does not have much to offer the internet. To those people I say "Fuck you, you cock sucking mother fucker" and I re-direct their browser to this post, one of www.edentropy.blogspot.com's most tender and heartwarming entries to date. Even the coldest of assholes is bound to warm up when confronted with such damning evidence. Fuck you!

Gnosis Kicks the Head Clean

2011-11-29T01:12:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be liberated? Like totally 100% all capital letters LIBERATED?! Eddie thinks about that all the time. He shoots his head and he kicks it with a boot to try to get all of the god damned Demiurge out! Can you feel some sort of new energy rising up my friends? Do you feel the light? Eddie's got the light and he's ready to share it!

No precious posts

2011-11-20T23:08:00.000-08:00

The first rule I teach students in my blogging seminars (held every spring on Monster Island) is NO PRECIOUS POSTS. Nothing is more dangerous than over thinking a blog entry. It's best to just get as much material on the internet as quickly as possible before it fills up. More posts equals a better business model and Eddie fucks a lot of models. This is not a quality control issue. This is not an issue. There are no terrible posts in the hands of a confident blogger. Every post is like a stamp that god puts on an envelope and mails to all the true believers. Do you truly think so?

Fathered Figures

2011-11-20T22:49:00.000-08:00

Was I never around when you needed me? Did I sometimes leave for months at a time? It's alright my beautiful little blog, I'm here with you now and forever. Let's face it, bringing up bloggy wasn't easy, but shit damn if this precocious little bastard hasn't taken off like a fuckin' jet! Wow! The web is on fire again with the flames of success!

Guess whose back??

2011-11-17T03:03:00.000-08:00

Yeah, so let's get it out of the way, I've gone missing from the land of the bloggins for a little while OK. So the suck what. Who cares?! I get really tired of all you people always asking me about stupid bull's crap like "What are your favorite kitchen tips"? Or ""HOW LONG D O I BOIL PASTA FOR"? or "What is the best way to poach eggs"? I mean, come on people I may be a hero to so mangy but I don't have all the freakin' asnwers!

This time the blogs not going to be about you, it's going to be about me and what I want and amybe you don't get it but what I want isn't going to be to spend all my time talking about cooking techniques. Amybe I boil boil pasta ten minutes for traditional spaghetti and amybe a little less time if it is rice noodles. Amybe I don't like to poach eggs and amybe I love cutting away from the stemm for a green bell pepper so that once I've cut eigh slices the inside comes out easy and without all the fuss. Amybe that's what I like and I'm about and whose going to make anything of it?

Jerks.

Wands Reverse Too

2011-05-07T21:58:00.000-07:00

The Apple of your Eye falls hand in hand with the wands (ones) we hold

Good Life Lives Upright in straight jacket blue screen

Don't Give Up Now - Soon We All Get What we Want

The Beast has been Fed

Triple Wanded One

2011-04-11T22:00:00.000-07:00

Eye Baller. Hades Heart.

Quite a Pair Together.

Eye to Eye with a Hollow Heart

Your Work is not Clean. It is appropriate. It is appreciated.

We Never Sleep (the reverse age of cruelty)

2011-04-04T21:47:00.000-07:00

Worry and woe drive dreams dead into ground

9 Times Swords Pierce my mind

Your cruel reminder stomps out the last ash of this blood soaked cigarette

Love is a remix

2011-03-28T22:00:00.000-07:00

1+1=11 Love is a Feast

Love is a Beast

Love of image overrides the need for individual control

Give your face and craft a new mask

Together we will fall.

Unpaid Debt (Futility on it's Head)

2011-03-14T22:49:00.000-07:00

Loan Shark Alone

7 Steps from the Basement to the Kitchen

I make you lonely

Pay me what you owe me

Night of Cups

2011-02-21T20:37:00.000-08:00

You may be tired,

tired of working,

tired of worrying about money,

tired of everything...

Reverse Change

2011-02-15T21:54:00.000-08:00

Forced levity.

A whole new headache.

1000 Posts.

2011-02-07T21:50:00.000-08:00

Well, well, well. It's an interesting thing when a man reaches a certain age and a blog reaches a certain number. Admit it, you had your doubts. What do you have to say for yourself now? 1000 posts. 1000 posts, again. 1000 shit damning, motherfucking posts. This is a fucking epic occasion. Where are your doubts now my very dear frenids? This blog has eclipsed your life. Have you done 1000 of anything? I mean really, anything whatsoever? The creative effort required to craft this blog is hitherto unknown by the human race. After all of you die, this blog will live on. How does that make you feel? Does that make you feel insignificant? Does that make you angry? Does that make you wish you chose different avenues in your life? Even if you had done something different, you wouldn't have done this. You don't have the guts. You don't have the know it all and you don't have the wheretofor. Only one man, this man, has the raw skill. Envious? I know you fucking are, how could you not be envious? Take a moment, think about your greatest accomplishments. Think about how they PALE in comparison to this blog. THEY DO. Do you think this is easy? Do you think waking up in solitude with no one but this blog for comfort is easy? Could you do it? You could, huh? No way. I'm this blog's only man. Do you think these comments write themselves? Cause you sure don't!!! How many of you ingrates have posted one single comment throughout this blog's unbelievable 1000 post history? Let me answer for you, ZERO. As in, worship it baby. You see, I know none of you have posted any comments because I've had to write each and every one of them myself! Angry Gothic Bodybuilder? That's me. Bilbo Bloggins? Me too! As hard as it is to believe Kanye West and Barack Obama have never posted on this blog...It was me pretending to be them so that I would look cool! Holy fuck, I had to post as a variety www.darktwincities.com/forum members because EVEN THEY wouldn't grace this blog with one solitary comment! I mean, Jeezus Christ people. Who the fuck do you think you are? I'll tell you who you are. You're nothing, you're less than zero. At least nothing doesn't irritate the fuck out of me like you do. If you really wanted to make something out of yourself you would have moved to Los Angeles like I did. Instead you waste away, lost in menial tasks unable to manifest even a single monument of quality equivalent to one of my blog posts. Even the hosts of heaven itself are unable to match this quality. God couldn't do it...that's why God made me. This is it. The culmination of all human history...online now! I have been promised 72 virgin brides upon arrival in Heaven and I plan to collect because God knows I'm not getting any here! The only thing getting fucked around here is YOU by THIS BLOG, baby!!!! www.edentropy.blogspot.com, you've come so far. From your early breast feeding days...to this, your 1000th post. In preparing for this post I've re-read every single entry, and like the best books it improves with each reading. It doesn't even make sense how good this blog is. There must be some explanation? But I'll leave that to the annals of history to uncover. In the meantime, gentle readers, yes we can bask in the brilliant glow that this blog offers to our curse of modernity. So all you haters, step up and get served a steaming plate of 1000 posts with a side order of dick punch. This blog ain't goin nowhere...FAST. So step aside and make way for this big beautiful blog as it sashays it's way into your heart and dreams. Little Nemo rode his bed through a world of nightmares and fantastical dreams, when his eyes opened he gasped in astonishment "why does this octopus have 3 heads and how on Earth did this blog get to be so good?". John McCain wakes up screaming every night "www.edentropy.blogspot.com, GET OUT OF MY DREAMS!". This is how it can be people. Airplanes crash, people burn their cash, dogs are eating their own tails. I invoked you into the triangle but you still won't listen! Why won't you listen to me? I think I've given you pretty much everything I've got. What more do you want? How 'bout 1000 posts in your honor? I did it all for you, baby. This testament of trash, this wall of filth, this empire of degradation and despair. Who could ask for anything more? Toyota? Fuck them. That's the most dogshit car company on the market. You'd have to be a total fucking loser to drive a Toyota. When I see people driving Toyotas it makes me really sad. Sometimes I wonder about people and I cry. You think tears don't touch these eyes? You think tears don't touch Eddie Entropy? I live my life in tears. If tears were snowflakes. And if tears were kittens then fuck you. I don't have to answer for anything. I'm above reproach. It's every American's right to own a blog and do with it what they see fit. There's no such thing as a bad blog. There's no such thing as a bad baby! No blog is born evil. Sure some blogs make bad choices now and again but who hasn't? www.edentropy.blogspot.com has never made a bad choice. Nor has it ever made a bad post. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a person of low moral fiber and they can suck my dick, dick sucking fucker. As you can tell, I have a lot to offer but I have a hard time meeting people. While I love it here, I sometimes get stuck in my hotel room and end up bored, cold and wanting. And I want more than I will ever have because I'm the kind of guy who can take and take and take and never gives back the slightest bit of anything. You want a new God to worship? My face is the appropriate Avatar of the Age Kali Yuga and you can be delivered simply by looking into my eyes and giving unto me the last little bit of hope in your heart, money in your bank, seed in your sack. Don't doubt it baby, this is the Ed of tomorrow and yesterday and there can be no other. You have tried praying and maybe that will work again but I KNOW that your prayers are nothing if they are not directed towards my DIVINE VISAGE. Get down on your knees and give unto Ed your worship. Get down on your knees and cry pure tears onto my corpse cock and breathe life into the final Wilted Waldo of dream drama. This is the dream where you wake up in a house that you imagine was your own but doesn't look like you remember. This is the dream where you fall down a flight of stairs and bleed. This is the dream where you wake up in someone else's bed and there is blood and cum and severed toes and a bottle of baby aspirin on the sheets and the party has not even started. Sometimes I am sad and this sort of sadness cannot be cured by just about anything but your worship. So worship me, I am the only appropriate God for this Garbage Heep Earth. Don't you ever, ever, ever doubt your Eddie. Our holy Ed, who art on blogspot, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done and done real good in Chaska as it is on blogpsot, give us this day our daily post and forgive us our lack of comment, as we forgive www.darktwincities.com/forum for their trespass, and lead us not into livejournal, but deliver us from evil, for www.edentropy.blogspot.com is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever amen.

-ee
aiisbi

Super Faded

2011-01-08T19:51:00.000-08:00

That light, oh it used to shine like a thousand suns. You could feel the warmth. Now it's cold and blue. That life, some things just aren't for you. You can only have things once you don't want them and what you want you can never have.

It's Subjective

2011-01-07T17:32:00.000-08:00

It's great being objective because people can't influence you and you can't influence them. You just don't seem to care. Not caring is part of the process. Let's be honest, I care so much about not caring that you won't have to do anything. I'll do the work for all of us.

Take care

-ee

How can you leave me standing alone in a world so cold?

2011-01-06T00:45:00.000-08:00

This is what it sounds like, when snakes lie....

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dark Days

2010-12-29T17:26:00.000-08:00

We move through rain soaked streets like ghosts in search of our final resting place. Every moment feels strained like we've over stayed our welcome in someone else's home. When that which was exciting becomes dull and flavorless; what's a poor boy to do? What are ya gonna say now, this too shall pass? These are dark days, indeed. And as that light gets dimmer it becomes more clear what the next steps should be.

Fantasy Island

2010-12-24T13:32:00.000-08:00

Fantasy can be fun. It is natural, even healthy, to day dream about fulfilling your most secret desires.

Sometimes I fantasize about walking into the woods behind my childhood home during a snowstorm and shooting myself in the head. What kind of fantasies do you have?

A snake in Hell

2010-12-23T09:28:00.000-08:00

What difference does it make?

Open the gates and let the vermin in. It's not like it's going to make things any worse.

2010

2010-12-23T09:15:00.000-08:00

The year we made contact...

WITH A PILE OF SHIT.

The Unveiling

2010-12-23T09:00:00.000-08:00

She's full of secrets.

Don't worry, were handing out barf bags at the front door. If it helps you can scream into this black hole. It cares about as much as i do.

Punch Rock

2010-12-22T09:02:00.000-08:00

EDDIE IS INSIDE NEW TREND OF 7" RECORDS PUNK ROCK. YOURS ARE EARs THAT SHOULD HEAR THE NEW SOUNDS OF TOMORROW! LIVE YOUR LIFE AS IF IT WERE ALREADY EXTINGUISHED. LIVE LIKE YOU'VE ALREADY DIED. DUDE THIS IS SOME RAD FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING!!!

TRON died for your sins

2010-12-21T07:39:00.000-08:00

TRON welcomed one and all, TRON consorted with those who would one day work against him. We must always try – hard as it is – to do the same. I know that I struggle with this all the time.

SEXUAL HEALING

2010-12-12T17:15:00.000-08:00

I should have the sexual healing,
favorite Salad I am absolutely one

And I require the sexual healing, favorite

While you do not come back home

A Solitary Night on the Stage

2010-12-09T08:15:00.000-08:00

When times come to be alone on the stage with nothing but microphone and the stares of a thousand pairs of eyes there is a certain feeling rather like the rise of locust in my heart and from this space there comes a certain emotional response - like an emotional upchuck. Give me a hand to hold onto and I will remove it from the wrist. I'm that kind of guy.

:)

2010-12-05T15:10:00.000-08:00

:( :( :(

:) :) :)

A hole in the center

2010-12-04T11:23:00.000-08:00

I never noticed it before now, but there is a hole in the center of my chest, about the size of a quarter. You can see straight through me! Some people say this is a good thing, others suggest it is a mark to signify failure. What do you think?

New Tomorrow

2010-12-03T14:32:00.000-08:00

Cold Comfort Farm

2010-12-01T10:34:00.000-08:00

Frozen in a block of solid ice at the bottom of a black pit? It doesn't look like there's ever going to be anything else now, does it? Seasons greetings from all of us here at www.edentropy.blogspot.com

New waves to make enemies.

2010-11-27T14:04:00.000-08:00

Catch the wave.

Nobody set out to set you up to upset you. It's all good. The best days are yet to come!

Ghosts

2010-11-21T18:24:00.000-08:00

Boo

We are everywhere. Peeking around the corner. Standing in a doorway as you pass us by. Just a little reminder of what isn't. You can look but you can't touch. We have no interest in the mortal realm.

Nothing compares 2 u

2010-11-20T19:54:00.000-08:00

Nobody is good enough when you're this bad. You gotta set the standards high if you're gonna operate low. Too bad high society will never have a low born loser like u.

Love Letter

2010-11-11T12:07:00.000-08:00

Isolation Tank

2010-10-31T01:30:00.000-07:00

This time it's war. Face down on the bed, preaching to the choir. I don't see anyone else around here. Isolation Tank, this is a weapon of war. It's here to remove you from everything, BY FORCE. We were born alone and we live alone and we die alone. Do us all a favor, buddy and take yourself out of the picture.

Are you a scorpion?

2010-10-27T13:21:00.000-07:00

That's it, you're a scorpion. I can tell every time.

HOME ENTRY

2010-10-20T01:00:00.000-07:00

WE CLING TO THE VAMPIRES OF THE PAST BUT THEY'VE CHANGED THE LOCKS AND DON'T WANT TO STEAL OUR BLOOD ANY MORE.

Us against the world.

2010-10-15T10:23:00.000-07:00

My New Halloween Costume

2010-10-15T09:38:00.000-07:00

I hope you guys like my new halloween costume, I'm going as what I will become - Nothing! It's a sexy costume for the post-matter world.

Jeb and Jeez

2010-10-14T22:34:00.000-07:00

WE ORDER YOU TO SMASH A WINDOW AND SCRATCH YOURSELF.

Sometimes, the enemy is inside your head in the form of a pair of talking goats. The way they talk to us, while generally formed during childhood, can follow us through our lives and color each experience like a ray of sunshine or a dark cloud surrounding us and blocking our vision.

Off the grid

2010-10-14T22:11:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wanted to know how to disappear, vanish or completely exit your life? Baby, you gotta release that grip and just slip right out of existence. Disappearing is the extreme. It's easy to fall out of the in, take it from someone who can't get back on. Fuck off.

The order of things

2010-10-10T01:05:00.000-07:00

A living man who allows himself to be captured by a dead one deserves whatever he gets.

Eclipse

2010-10-06T13:58:00.000-07:00

Crazy right now

2010-09-30T17:37:00.000-07:00

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Ring Rang Wrong

2010-09-30T17:10:00.000-07:00

Hello hello? This is Eddie Entropy calling. I'm afraid I have some bad news. Bad is the new black. You heard me wright. Or maybe you heard wrong. It's in to go downtown, below the surface of the ground and wallow in the big black bad underneath it all. I'm calling you from there now, can you come over?

Bad is the new good

2010-09-30T16:35:00.000-07:00

I have good news for you. Bad is the new god. Get down, as low as you can, worship at his unclean feet. Let him pull you down into the bog. Give it up for plans that fade. There is no you now, there is only bad. What's good about this god you ask?

In his kingdom it's good to feel bad.

Radio Silence

2010-09-30T16:22:00.000-07:00

I can't think of anything more terrifying.

ALF Sex (Sex Ed pt. 16)

2010-09-30T09:04:00.000-07:00

All races of people have sex for pleasure and reproduction.

Advanced races of people do not have the amount of illnesses we have because they have overcome them and do not continue to promote them.

I do not know if the visiting race of humans in particular has any homosexuality. I only know from alien life that homosexuality is not common to all races, and not unheard of in some. I asked for further specific information and my alien friends declined to answer, I believe to prevent any misunderstanding or misperception on my part or on other people's parts who I would repeat the information to.

The ALFs, two races who were each creating their own hybrid people with the use of some humans, were mixing our genetics via the hybrid people back into their own races over some number of generations. It was done by technology and medicine, but I do not have specific knowledge or understanding of the processes.

Klingons in the White House

2010-09-30T08:51:00.001-07:00

Star Trek Sex (Sex Ed pt. 15)

2010-09-30T08:48:00.000-07:00

WHEN SEXING A KLINGON BABE BE SURE TO BE IMPORTANT ON YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF KLINGON BATTLE TECHNIQUE IT IS IMPROTANT THAT YOU USE YOUR AGRESSIVE WEINER TO GET THE KLIGNSON GIRL INTO YOUR BED BECASUE SHE IS SO HOT.

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.

"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

thee beetle ballplayer

2010-09-30T08:37:00.000-07:00

... We worship them, we thank them for the gifts they give us. ... Scarab beetle - The emblem of to specific goddess, the scarab beetle was associated with... was killed or the blast which destroyed the pyramid and that one called Oma did this. ... View outside temper. Temper stairs. Sun over the desert... ... We venerate them, we give them thanks for the gifts that give us. ... Beetle of beetle - The symbol of a specific goddess, the beetle of beetle was associated with... was killed in the explosion that destroyed the pyramid and that call Oma did this. ... See the exterior temple. Stair of temple. The sun on the desert... Its temple, was venerated publicly... Khepri had the form of thee beetle ballplayer that began to exist apparently out of... and was essential like beetle of heart to protect the heart of the dead, ... lost and to mercy of officials that did not share their social fund, ...

Yo Bra!

2010-09-30T08:27:00.000-07:00

This girl is soo obsessed with my bff and I because we wear bras.So at baton practice I was in the bathroom with my bff and no one was in there so I wanted to give her a sleepover invatation and Alyssa walked in on us and shes like whats that? and grabbed from my bff Camrie and shes like a sleep over? can I come? and well shes a crybaby and if I said no she would tell her mom and I would get introuble so I tossed her an invatation. Then the night of the sleep over, camrie and I were getting in our pajamas, and alyssa was like, WOW! YOU GUYS WEAR PADDED BRAS?and I was like, whats your deal? and shes like, It's sooo cool!!! and I'm like not really and well Camrie and I went in the bathroom to have a confrence about it and we came in my room and she had my bra on!!! And shes flat chested. She is so OBSESSED! when she went to the bathroom and saw a tampon in the trash can and took it out and ran into my room and said YOU USE THESE? How can I stop her from this weird obbsession?btw i'm 67!

Ooops I Did It Again

2010-09-29T23:59:00.000-07:00

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!

Horrible Pain

2010-09-29T23:56:00.000-07:00

I LIVE A LIFE OF HORRIBLE PAIN - PLEASE KILL ME LIKE YOU WOULD KILL A ROBOT

Signs

2010-09-29T00:48:00.000-07:00

Movie Reviews part 1

2010-09-28T19:00:00.000-07:00

Oliver Stone's "Wall Street 2: Jason Lives" is a good movie. The film teaches the viewer that greed is bad. Michale Dougan plays Garry Gecko, a one time card shark turned professional jewel thief. He is in jail at the start of the movie but then they let him out.

His son, played by child Shia Laboof, wants to make a lot of money. He bets money in a stock market and wins a wife with short hair who cries. An old man who is not his father kills himself. Another old man is there.

At one point Garry Gecko writes a book about the first movie. There is motorsycle chase for clean energy that is lost but then won again. The prize is a new born baby! There is a scene where everything is ok and then some other scenes. Soon the film is over and Eddie is home. In conclusion, "Wallpaper 3: Money Never Sleeps" maybe is even the best movie I have seen. I think you guys should see it too because it is good.

Video Lesbian Gamings (Sex Ed pt. 14)

2010-09-27T08:48:00.000-07:00

FAIR EFFECT is a roll that plays game and ball man sentence in the future of places. The player controls either a man or feminine American soldier through a long and intricate action, making choices along the way. The game is at "12" for moderates violence and a sex scene.

The violence is undetailed and takes place in a futuristic attitude. The single sex scene is short and undetailed although there is breast nakedness in a version of the scene. The sex scene is released of the player, becomes, who makes a series of choices around, more than friends with a colleague. If playing, when a masculine character that the scene between it and a human woman or a person-like feminine strange can take place. If playing, when a feminine character that the scene can take place between its and a masculine person or a feminine person-like strange.

The game contains also use of the word "bastard" and at least an aggressive use of the word of "female". Both of which acceptable under BBFC guidelines at "12" are.

Fuck the Democrats!

2010-09-27T00:52:00.000-07:00

THE Demoquacks have tried to fly our America into twin towers of hopelessness and despair. Now they think they will take us in a competition of intelligence with the brains of a dog. This is the time for the good people to say "NOT" with our votes! We will vote against false president Obama's Socialist Jihad plans and we will vote "Not" to the check devices that the Democrats try to establish in our community organizers. I think that the future is now and this future is a future where any future man, any future woman or any cyber child are not taken by a conspiracy conducted by Nancy Pelosi and its buddies!

To beat the program of the liberals seems almost impossible. It seems there is not enough people that aren't liberal panty wastes. I think today of how easily to obtain some pot it is and shake my head. Conservatives, look how far we have been set back!

The members here on www.edentropy.blogspot.com and the public that reads the wire magazine: I say bend the TV far. The programs of TV are possessed by the inspectors and the powerful messages and misleading news on MSNBC are programed in us through the TV.

If we can all at least - turn the TV out - removing the Pelosi, the matrix of the shrub, and, releasing the time that was spent looking at the TV - perhaps of this some direction at the level of the people will evolve. Or perhaps not.

2 drunk 2 Fuck (Sex Ed pt. 13)

2010-09-26T23:06:00.000-07:00

Why they should help her? if she doesn't know when to stop drink its her problem.... too drunk = no sexing, she is missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime! ;]

A pal of mine saw Zoe taking a dump behind a bus once while pished and stood in her own crap barefoot

Starless nights into sunless days.

A stab in the dark

2010-09-26T22:36:00.000-07:00

I didn't want to say anything before but there's someone over us...I can feel it.

I'd hate to think of you with naught but a bit of leather between you and a stab in the dark.

Fuck the Replubicans!

2010-09-26T20:38:00.000-07:00

Republicans have been trying to steal our America and join us in a contest of lizard intelligence and dog brains and it is time for good people like us to say "NO" with our votes! Let's vote against New World Order and let's vote "No" to the control devices that the Replubicans try to implant into our DNAs. I think that the future is now and this future is a future where any man, woman or child is not taken away by a conspiracy led by George W. Bush and his cronies!

Defeating the globalist controllers' NWO agenda seems almost impossible. It seems there are not enough people working on it. I'm thinking today about how to easily get some progress made in involving additional people to work on the task at hand.

Members here on www.edentropy.blogspot.com and the public at large who are reading this thread: I say turn the TV off. TV programs are owned by the controllers and powerful messages and misleading information are programmed into us via TV.

If we could at the very least do that - turn the TV off - removing ourselves from George H.W. Bush's matrix, and, freeing up the time that was spent watching TV - eerhaps from this some leadership at the grassroots level will evolve.

FUCK YOU, I'M ON A RAMPAGE!!!

2010-09-26T20:29:00.000-07:00

some motherfucker stole my god damned burrito and I'm not going to let him get away with it!!

TAKE A FISTFUL OF HOPE MOTHER FUCKER!

2010-09-25T11:00:00.000-07:00

Sexual Transmitted Disease (Sex Ed pt. 12)

2010-09-25T10:56:00.000-07:00

IT IS A WAR OUT THERE, SEXUAL TRANSMITED DISSEASES ARE RUNNING RAMPORT THROUGHT THE STREET S OF AMERICA. IT TAKES ACONCSREVATIVE MAN TO FIGHT THIS FILTH AND YOUR EDDIE SI OUT PREACHING A MISsION OG ABSTINENSE> LISSTEN LITTLE CHILDREAN NO SEX EVER AND THEN dIE BECAUSE WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD FROM OUR PRESENCE!

Sex with Ed (Sex Ed pt. 11)

2010-09-24T00:38:00.000-07:00

If you have sex with Eddie be prepared to never be satisfied by anything ever again. It's just that good. People all across middle America are raving about his techniques in sexing.

Reader Testimonial: The best sex i ever had was with Eddie, there was always that sexual tension between us, even though we where seeing other people and everything. One night I summoned him and we went out to a club, both us where totaly skint so we couldn't get really hammered but we still manged to have a laugh, I walked him home, he lives in this dumpster behind Hardees, so we walk down this filthy alley and the next thing i know we where having sex in the dumpster, it was spare of the moment sex, i found it such a turn on and since then we've been going at it like rats, sex with Eddie is the best i've ever had.

So what's the best sex you've ever had???

The hole truth

2010-09-23T22:24:00.000-07:00

One thing someone cannot occuse Ed of doing is lying? What? What Ed is saying is truth. It's true? Don't cast off the words of this blog as some kind of joke. I'm not trying to be weird here. Everything I right is written from the heart. The heart doesin't lie.

Eddie's Adventure Island (pt. 1)

2010-09-23T09:55:00.000-07:00

Another hit; SINGLE.

2010-09-22T19:10:00.000-07:00

Getting paid to get laid! That's right, Eddie is working under time at going further than any one has ever gone before. When girls} c Ed cumming they are running for the hills in tears]. Can you handles this, assholes?

~~DON'T GO THERE.~~

The Power of Education in the Bedroom (Sex Ed pt. 10)

2010-09-22T19:09:00.000-07:00

The content and presentation of the "sex ed" material we received in high school was so abusive that it resulted in physical violence against the older female teacher of the teachiing team, crying, vomiting, running from the room and receiving a detention, simply ignoring the presentation, laughter and chiming in with language even more profane than that which was used to us (everything except F) and being suspended for it, increased student absenteeism for two weeks, a few school drop outs, and a couple of parents withdrawing their youth and enrolling them in private schools. Parental permission had not been sought; and a few parents had caught wind of the proceedings to come, informed the school that their children were to not be subjected to it, and ignored. In a cafeteria of 500-600 students, chaos exploded. I sat there, stunned and numb and unable to move when I saw and heard the 2-hour presentation.

Sandwich Lovers Unite to Protect Israel

2010-09-22T19:00:00.000-07:00

KEEP 'EM FLYING!!!

Ponytail

2010-09-22T18:53:00.000-07:00

HOW DO YOU SHUT THIS DAMN FUCKING THING OFF????

Virginity is the Boast Policy (Sex Ed pt. 9)

2010-09-22T11:55:00.000-07:00

My name is Eddie. I've traveled long road dating many different people from when I was fourteen up until now. I decided to wait for a long time because I didn't feel as if I was emotionally ready. I would have felt like I had to grow the heck up and I wasn’t ready to lose my childhood innocence. If I had to pass up parties or leave early to protect myself then so be it. I have decided to live my life in this way because I don't want to be like everybody else. I want to be different. Every person that I have talked to about this has all said, "Eddie, I wish I could go back and change what I did. I envy you."

    As I've said I dated many people and I told them I was a virgin and that I wanted to wait for the right person and if they couldn't handle it then I couldn’t' be with them. All my pussy ass friends always were in shock when they found out I was still a virgin. But that is how I decided to live my life, shit damn it!

    I went through one fail relationship to the next and so on over the years. I even started dating college students when I was 16 and it's a wonder I stayed a virgin so long sometimes I have to wonder how truly lucky I am as well. But I never fell in love. One day I met this chicken who was a friend who hung out with some people I chilled with and we hit it off as good friends for a long time. After about six months of being close friends she decided to ask me out. Everything was so perfect and went great for a while. We were so in love and always had the perfect time together.

    I felt like I was truly living a fairy tale. I thought this little chickie was different. She was a bit younger than me at the time I was seventeen and she was two turning three. We had a perfect prom together and moments I will never forget. I got so close to having sex with her because I thought she was the one. But something inside of me held me back. Maybe it was fear or insecurity but if something was holding me back there must have been a good damn reason for it. I had to trust my instincts. We dated for fifteen years with no sex involved. I think she was starting to get the pressure from her friends because they were all like "YOU HAVN'T DONE EDDIE YET, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?"

   She said she would never leave me and never get bored of me. The little girlie said she would always love me forever and was here until I got bored of her and didn't want her anymore. She told me to trust her and that she was here for me and would never ever hurt me.

   She left me for a turkey leg. She left me for this big turkey drumstick that is not pretty at all. She dumped me over text messaging after fifteen entire long years! She didn't even have the courage to do it to my face or even on the phone. She blamed me entirely for our fail relationship and that it was all my fault she left me.

    I came so close to having sex with her. Can you imagine if I would have lost my virginity to that kid? The kind of regret and guilt I would be living with for THE REST OF MY LIFE? I am almost fifty-nine years old and I am still a virgin to this day and you know what? I'M PROUD OF IT.

Water Sports (Sex Ed pt. 8)

2010-09-22T08:23:00.000-07:00

The real trick to enjoying these games of course is "mess control". It rather takes away the fun to realize, after the fact, that you must now spend several hundred dollars to replace your urine soaked mattress. Most department stores (Walmart, Target, etc.) carry plastic mattress protectors (like fitted plastic sheets) which, when coupled with a bed pad and an absorbent, washable blanket should help protect your mattress.

One further note about mess prevention: If you should choose to incorporate urine as part of domination games between you and your partner, it might be useful to know that holding one's urine too long can result in a nasty bladder infection, that it can be virtually impossible to pee when you are fully sexually engorged (male or female "hard on"), and that having an orgasm on a completely full bladder may be physically uncomfortable for at least some. Also, be aware that at least some of those adult diapers you see at the supermarket will fall off when suddenly loading with a full bladder's worth of urine. (They were designed to help those who have an occasional "leak".) If you've ordered your "bottom" to relieve herself only in her diapers while at work, she might be in for far more humiliation that either of you intended.

Don't Cover My Willy (Sex Ed pt. 7)

2010-09-22T08:19:00.000-07:00

EDDIE'S EXCUSE	YOUR ANSWER
Don't you trust me?	Trust isn't the point, people can have infections without realising it
It does not feel as good with a condom	I'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you.
I don't stay hard when I put on a condom	I'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard.
"What you don't fucking trust me? I'm Eddie Fucking Entropy, you can trust me!"	I trust you enough to trust you to do the right thing and wrap your dick in rubber
I can't feel a thing when I wear a condom	Maybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it
I don't have a condom with me	I do
It's up to me god damn it... it's my decision	It's my health. It should be my decision too!
You're on the fucking pill, I don't need a condom	I'd like to use it anyway. It will help to protect us from infections we may not realise we have.
It just isn't as sensitive and I can't feel a thing	Maybe that way you will last even longer and that will make up for it
Putting it on interrupts everything	Not if I help put it on
I guess you don't really love me	I do, but I am not risking my future to prove it
I will pull out in time	Sure you will Eddie
But I love you	Then you'll help us to protect ourselves.
Just this once	Once is all it takes

Puberty's Kids - Body Traitor (Sex Ed pt. Sex)

2010-09-22T01:08:00.000-07:00

Puberty can be a horrifying time for Mom and Dad. Your child's body cannot be trusted. Often times a son or daughter will be discovered in bed with Eddie. It is best to talk to your children about Eddie so they will be prepared when they meet him. You don't want them to over react and risk vomiting during the initial introduction.

Eddie is easily offended. Eddie can be shared with the entire world. It is important teenagers use good judgment in sending Eddie messages and pictures and set privacy settings on social media sites appropriately to block Eddie.

Daddy Issues

2010-09-21T19:41:00.000-07:00

It's not a FAD, DAD! Who are you to tell yours what to due. Just because I sprang from your loins does not give you the right to judge! First I was a rapper and then a prep and look at me now! This is the way I am and your going to have to accept that and embrace it with open harms. I can never be the big Hollywood wet dream you need me to be nor can I fill in the holes in the wall upstairs.

Men are STDs, Women and Babies are Crabs (Sex Ed pt. 5)

2010-09-21T09:38:00.000-07:00

Sexual Differences Between Male and Female:
MALE	FEMALE
"Erotic Bill"	"Romantic Susie"
Inclination for Sexual Intercourse	Not So Inclined to Want Intercourse
Easily Aroused	Not So Easily Aroused
Visual - "Turned On" Easily by Sight	Auditory - "Turned On" More By What She Hears
Focuses More on Genital Activity	Focuses More on Feelings
More Often	Less Frequently
May Tend to Use "Love" to Get Sex	May Tend to Use "Sex" To Get Love

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misbelief is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Sex and the Single Cell (Sex Ed pt. 4)

2010-09-21T09:29:00.000-07:00

SEX AND THE SINGLE CELL. I. ON THE ACTION OF

MAJOR LOCI AFFECTING SEX DETERMINATION

IN DROSOPHILA MELANOGASTERI

In side the amoeba sexuality it is all that humans are we are able to sex ourselves to create new people but the media has lied to us to tell us that we NEED another person, this is NOT TRUE. Eddie is here to tell you that we can do it like protoplasm and sex ourselves more safely and with less pain than in the sexxing of otters! Listen and believe because it is ALL TRUE and yet SCIENCE and CHURCH and TELEVISION continue to spread the LIE to KEEP US ALL IN LINE! DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR LIES!!

When The Whip Comes Down (Sex Ed Pt. 3)

2010-09-21T09:16:00.000-07:00

Chaska-based www.edentropy.blogspot.com is a major force in pushing the "diversity" agenda for children, and placing its titles in school libraries. www.edentropy.blogspot.com publishes Eddie Has Two Mommies, Daddy's Roommate and Daddy's Wedding in one of whose illustrations a beaming ten year old boy looks on while his father plants a "wedding" kiss on his homeosexual "spouse."

Another www.edentropy.blogspot.com title, Young, Gay, Proud and Horny for Eddie for "homosexual-identified/Eddie focused" school kids, includes graphic sexual advice on "Doing It Gay with Ed" and repeats the familiar "1 in 10 people regardless of gender want to "do" Eddie" lie.

www.edentropy.blogspot.com also publishes "adult titles" like Macho Sluts in which a woman fantasizes about sadistic sex with her young Eddie, The Lesbian S/M Safety Manual (including advice for "safe" whipping) and The Eddie Almanac which lists CHASKA as a resource "to educate society on the positive nature" of Sex With Eddie.

SexXxes of the Holy (Sex Ed pt. 2)

2010-09-21T08:45:00.000-07:00

I think children should be educated about sex because If a child gets pregnant they will, one, loose their virginity, and two pretty much loose their childhood. Children should have sex Ed classes. I am 14 and I have not lost my virginity. I do not plan on it ANY time soon. My mom and dad have talked to me about all of the diseases you can get and that you need to use protection. They lost their virginity at the age of twelve!!!!! And got pregnant REALLY young too!! I am ashamed that people would do that!! I am a good child and don't do dirty things or loose my virginity young. But children should always have sex ed. Even if children make fun of them (that is what happens.) I hope when you reAd this you get the point to not have sex young and not get pregnant young (you shouldnt get pregnant if you dont have sex.)Thanks.

SexXxual Ed (pt. 1)

2010-09-21T08:36:00.000-07:00

My God my mother is embarassing. She is insisting that she gives me a condom demonstration, and that I watch any men ("You can't trust them") putting on comdoms like a hawk. What should I say? "You're not doing like my mum showed me"

Guilt Trap

2010-09-20T22:54:00.000-07:00

The effort to move forward is as difficult as moving backwards. Tar is a trap that, once entered, becomes a life long companion.

Get used to it shit face!

This seepage has been happening for tens of thousands of years. From time to time, the asphalt would form a pool deep enough to trap animals, and the surface would be covered with layers of water, dust, and leaves. Animals would wander in to drink, become trapped, and eventually die.

EDDIE IS UN SORRY

2010-09-20T16:16:00.000-07:00

UN SORRY!!!

Stoop down into the darkly splendid world which was founded on the faithless howl of Eddy's agonies. To live in hell? To live in hell is a full time job! Deeper than the sky, deeper than a dream that you'll never come to. To give up the whole thing means getting what you want. Begin to go deep, deep into the kingdoms of the elusive Palestinian. Cum in the face of the fertilizing mask that has long since consumed all others. Eddie is un sorry for what he did.

EDDIE IS SO SORRY

2010-09-19T21:51:00.000-07:00

Two years of worhtliess bullshit and Eddie isn't afraid to say that he is sorry that he offers nothing of worth to the world and all he does is bring a certain type of sorry sadness that deserves elimination from the world. Two years is a long time to give yourself over to an idea that is a sickness that is a way for Our Eddie to continually fall from Grace. Stoop down into that darkly splendid world wherein lieth the faithless howl of Eddie's own agonies, live inside a purgatory if Hell is too much for you but Heaven is nothing more than a dream that you'll never reach. Give up everything that means anything to you and begin to go deeper and deeper into the realms of the elusive not wherein you'll come face to face with a bullshit mask that has long since eaten your true face. Eddie's so sorry for what he's done. Eddie's so so sorry for the pain he has caused. All Eddie seems to do well is cause pain.

Eddie Gives Back to Our Child

2010-09-19T21:44:00.000-07:00

EDDIE IS INTERESTING IN HELPING OUT IN YOUR TIME OF NEED FOR THE CHILD IN OUR LIFE.

Beautiful Tails of the Brith of Eddie!

2010-09-19T21:40:00.000-07:00

My sisters had such an incompetant woman trying to put her stuff in when she was having he son - I went as soon as I left work and got to the hospital to see her arms entirely covered with blood. It looked like the bitch had just sat there stabbing randomly at my sisters arms - both arms!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG!!!!!

2010-09-19T12:07:00.000-07:00

It seems like just yesterday I gave birth to you by the dumpster behind Hardee's(R). And look at you now! My bouncing baby blog is all grown up, writing it's own posts, creating it's own labels. It's so much more than just a blog, it's a sentient fully functioning life form, it's writing this tribute right now! Happy birthday, you great big bloated monster! Here's to two thousand more years of fucking awesome shit!

Shit Damn Motherfucker! (part three) (Best of August 2010)

2010-09-18T18:21:00.000-07:00

Exclamation of the moment put into words;

SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER!!!

oozing out of every pore as she ate me

it was a horrible time to be alive but a great time to die. cold zombie hands grip nubile young flesh in an orgy of perversion and dead fish flesh. Here was the only chance to be a real DAREDEVIL and his was inside a mind and hers was inside a mind and together theirs was a mind that could speak between lines until the age and the decay eventually took his mind away. Was it a SPIRIT that called to me?? Was their a voice behind death?? I wish there was was something surreal wish there was something drew but I'll be FRANK with you, all talent for art slipped away pretty early in the whole scheme of things so get me a drink from the fucking pay bar and then hold me upside down and then pour the goddamn drink down my ass so that I can obliterate this moment a little more quickly. Talent is illusion. Fame is a dream of the weak willed. Get past the taste and suck your own cock you big mouth whore.

Virgoverload

2010-09-18T18:03:00.000-07:00

Ohhhh baby, crush me under the weight of your star sign. There's more of you than me! Sometimes it's best to lay down your weapons and just say "AAAAAAA!!!!"

Our magician's are better (Best of July 2010)

2010-09-17T07:20:00.000-07:00

Come now Mr Lee, there's no need to play dumb with me. When it comes to yours turly, I can out snake all y'allz. Haterz best show some RESSSSSPECKT. HISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!