Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Ed's New Wireless Mic


Here's a shot of me rockin' my new wireless mic, check it out at my next show!

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  1. I've heard some comments that it appears as though I've put on a little weight. My response: Mind your own business asswipe! My belly is my business!

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  2. When your belly is that big it becomes everyones business.

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  3. Instead of this picture shouldn't it just display a message like "image is too fat to load" or something?

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  4. Still fat. Is there even a wireless mic in this picture? Just fat as far as these eyes can see.

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  5. MMMMYYYYYY BEELLLLLLLYYYY MYYYYYY BBBBUUUUSSSIINNEESSSSSS!!!

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  6. You look hungry for that mic Ed. Is that like the carrot they dangle in front of the horse?

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  7. you need to lose some weight.

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  8. WOW YOU'RE A FAT MAN.

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  10. You hate me because YOU'RE fat??? So you're dumb as well as Fat? Fatty Entropy!!

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  11. Look at the size of this guy. Remind me not to get in any elevators with Eddie. Kerrrplow.

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  12. What part of FUCK YOU don't you fuckers understand!??!??!??!?!???!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!???!?!??!?!?!

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  13. I think you've put on weight.

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  14. Have you found that your old belts don't work quite like they used to? Please contact us at Belt Warehouse and we can fit your belt needs whatever your waist size. Sizes 50+ are our specialty!

    Looking forward to working with you,

    Ward Harvey
    Belt Warehouse Internet Manager

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  15. Well, I have been meaning to replace this rope belt for a while now. I guess I could stop in, but this is not an admission that I have put on ANY extra weight people!

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  16. I bet that rope belt is so long that, uncurled, I could use it to climb from street level to the top of the Foshay.

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  17. Eddie,

    I am afraid that the only viable weight loss option remaining for you involves a sledgehammer and pair of industrial grade scissors.

    Please contact my office if you'd like to go through with this procedure.

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