Sometime in life there reaches a moment when only
SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER
can turly say want I want!
Drinking alone is one of the best ways to bring about peace and happiness in your life. The peace and happiness are likely to increase the more that you drink, so don't be afraid to open that fifth bottle of wine and pour it down the hatch!! Sometimes other people will try to enter your life and take you away from your all important quest of self liberation. It is important to deal with these intruders to your space the same way you would deal with intruders to your body (i.e. germs). You must expell them from your personal space ASAP and quickly clean your whole self of their presence. This is not a drill, your life is on the line. I drank my way to happiness and now I'm like a baby, covered in poop and happy all the time.
3 comments:
Oh just get a fucking life you god damned twerp!
This blog is intruding on my personal space and I must expel it immediately!
This blog is at it's best when I can't read it!
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