Please Help!

This worst words imaginable could happen if you were to wake up:  My Blog Is Deleted. Blogger Team, Please Help Me!!!  It takes time and money to run a blog.  THIS IS NOT EASY! For sure, I try to  drive traffic from social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter or YouTube, but still – this is not enuff on its own!  It seems strange that you'd pay enough money to a store like SHOPKO, but now you would never offer me ONE MILLION DOLLARS back when you had to break the gag order over it.  If you did nothing wrong, pay out THAT MUCH MONEY for nothing!  {>:PLEASE!!!


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