From the BP NEWS Wire: Shocking footage released from undustrial subparstar Edward Entropy's most recent of Cocaine Parties! There is no shame in this gethering of cocaine adled youth and adults! Streets were shut down and there were lines of hundreds waiting for the trays of Indiana Grade cocaine.
The Chaska City Council sent out a memo regarding said party: "This is the sort of action that Minnesotans have been taking that we of Chaska will fight to our dying breath to put an end to! Eddie Entropy is dead to us here in Chaska and soon will be dead to the rest of the whole wide world too. JIHAD!"
Cokie McCokenose, a frequent cocaine user had this to say "Cocaine is awesome, it gets the job done!" Eddie Entropy could not himself be read for comment!