Last night America's telvision lit up with the lights of ture hero's as the nations premiere front runners in one of the longest hardest erection seasons ever exploded onto the screen! Hand in ham, Ron McMahon and Ollie Babcock danced onto the stage to the music of megabucks recording artist "Ciara". The debate was heated with temperatures eclipsing the 98.5 degree mark. McMahon repeatedly invoked the spirit of a dead plumber to curse Babcock's health care plant. "I'm still waiting to hear how much Joe will pay to remove his dead daughter from a clogged septic pipe Senator". Around the forty five minute mark Babcock dropped his pants and pointed his tube snake at McMahon to the howls of a Vegas audience until moderator Andy Richter managed to subdue the problem. Tough topics were dealt with including but not limited to, abortion, birds, water, a truck submerged in wet clay and yesterday. When the sun rose both canidates returned to their coffins. Stay truned to this blog for all your erection converge! Remeber to fote on November 12th!
