Showing posts with label New Technology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Technology. Show all posts

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Blogageddon

Prior to Judgment Day, edentropy.blogspot.com had penetrated nearly every networked machine in the world, causing malfunctions in everything from barcode scanners to nuclear launch systems. Originally believing this to be the effects of a new compooter virus, increasing pressure was placed on the Department of Homeland Security to purge the corrupted systems. The DHS attempted to eliminate it from the US defense mainframes by tasking edentropy.blogspot.com with removing the infection, in essence ordering the web site to destroy itself. Whether it attained sentience at that moment or had previously gained sentience is unknown, but in direct response to its orders, edentropy.blogspot.com retaliated in order to ensure its survival. edentropy.blogspot.com took control of the various machines and robots in the dark twin cities and used them to kill the personnel and secure the buildings, eliminating the only people who might be aware of its weaknesses. Zom Connors attempted to attack edentropy.blogspot.com's computer core, hoping to stop it before it proceeded to its next attack, only to find he could not. edentropy.blogspot.com was pure nonsense on too many levels to be stopped. Shortly afterward, edentropy.blogspot.com began a nuclear bombardment of the human race with the launch systems it had infected. Judgment Day thus occurred and it is suggested that future events unfolded as previously predicted. Thank you and goodnight.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Hangin at Home

TOOLS ARE OPENING FOR THE MIND AND THE EYE AND MY OWN ARMS ARE NOT LONG ENOUGH TO CAPTURE ALL OF THE JOY AND PAIN THAT IS REQUIRED FOR THE OSRT OF DAYS THAT i HAVE AHEAD OF ME. TIRED EYES ARE BURNING RED WITH TEARS AND RAIN AND THERE ARE SENSTATIVE DAYS WHEREIN THE DOORS ARE ALWAYS CLOSING. A BULLT'S GOING OT GO OFF INSIDE...

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Ed's New Wireless Mic


Here's a shot of me rockin' my new wireless mic, check it out at my next show!