Pimp Mah Ride Mo Fuckers!

Eddies' down with the wild wheels way of lo'riding! Check this shit as Eddie hits the motherfuckin sand in the hottests ride on the dunes! Bitches be down or they clear the way when Eddie' ridin!

Count Rockula (The Flow)

Take the time out to smell a flower or a bucket of pig entrails!  Your time here on earth is pretentious and so is the flow between one moment and the next.  When Edward was young, the stars cried tears seeing that he was frail and pale and not like the other children they sent unto Our Eddie a frenid to be his only pal.  This star traveler's name was ROCKULA and he was the Edward's constant companion as Eddie first built Minneapolis and then the gothic ubsutrial scene inside of Minneapolis.  Tragedy befell the world when Rockul was hit by a falling bucket of pretention and he lost all memory of the Eddie.  It is with tears that we cry out for the return!  Let there be yoga!  Let there be unity!  Let ONE be ALL and let ALL be ONE!  Come home Rockula!!!!

Thanks to the Ture Fan! (WE BE CLUBBIN Eight)