Squirm

You can't keep a good man down, but what about a bad snake?

The father of all serpents

With tendrils outstretched and warm smiles, welcome in all your beautiful children! The son of man can't lay a fat pink finger on this one! When a serpent charms its way sideways into your life across a desert, who are you to say no? No? Dear old Dad, thank you for raising me right with wrongs.

When it's time to shed skin you'll be back at the start!

Snappy answers to stupid questions (pt 2)

What kind of fruitcake locks themself out of the house and throws away the key?

We be Flugbildin' it

I guess so