A Little Present for Myself

Ha ha, you guys may not realize just how cool that I am!  Yes, Eddie's gone and done it, LOL, he's gotten himself a tattoo and it's so frickin' rad that you guys are going to $#!+ yourselves in envy!  It takes a really special person to actually go out and get a tattoo and so many people talk about it but they never seem to have the courage or the b@lls to actually do it!  Not Eddie.  Eddie has no fear, Eddie doesn't worry about much of anything, that's just how cool that he is!  You may think to yourself that Eddie Entropy is a little bit of jerk sometimes but that's only because you don't understand how cool he is.  Eddie is cool.  Eddie is very very very cool.  Eddie has the tattoo to prove it!

Eat it suckers!!

Amazing Show Last Night!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE SHOW LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZXING AND THE EDDIE HAS NEVER WfELT MORE LOVE FORM HiS AUdIENCE!!! AFTER A BLISTEREING SET OF GREAT COVES AND A "TREACK FOR TRAcK" LIVE RECREATION OF EDDIE"S CLAsSIc "THE HOLLOW SHELVES OUF OUR FORMTER ESELVES" EDDIE GBORK OUT THE STND UP ROUTINE, HIS AUDENINE LOVED IT HARD!

Vampire Titties The Revenge

IN THE SEXUAL AWAKENING OF MODERN RUSSIA IT IS TOL THAT THERE SHALL COME DARK C++ PROGRAMMER WHO, DURING THE WEEKENDS AND NIGHTS, SHALL BE KNOWN TO ALL UNTO THE NAME VAMPIRE TITTIES!  DO NOT BE OF SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH VMAPRIE TITTIES OR YOU MAY BE TURNING INTO ONE!!!