Showing posts with label erectile dysfunction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label erectile dysfunction. Show all posts

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Erection Technician


Last night I had an emergency and had to call the erection technician, it was very embarrassing and I would rather not talk about it in pulbic.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Shit Damn Motherfucker! (part one)

SOME TIME IN LIFE I AM ALL LIKE
SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER!!!
"So what" she says "Erection is not only idea that matter there are fancy wanderings of imaginative lands and many too others!"  
"No," he is saying in surity "There is no more erection than life in colossal unknown."  
"I have too many of the times of our lives imprinted onside mind eye doormat wish fulfillment for erection to be inside all of that, yours is owned into the wordlink of divine mystery and so colossal hormone impregnation is all I see when my eyes are closed.  Don't be afraid, blow my speakers out, take my cellphone and throw it in the fire, creaked like Jesus Christ, foremost is the idea mountain rain.  Do not now.  Now. Now. Now.  Dour mouse sulks like a bunny huddled without my arms to hold her.  This is the sort of day we fall into when we lose our grasp of intentionality.  It's all like that."  Smiling sad words out her.

"Shit damn motherfucker, you one weird ass girl!!"  he say.

Monday, September 7, 2009

LIVE DEBATE CONVERGE!!! (best of October 08 pt. 1)








LIVE FROM NASHVILE TENNASSI


It was a heated debate tonight as Don Mcabe took on Block Omaha in a town hall! Questions were passed around the room by joe sixpack and Don repeatedly lost his temper! At one point he could be seen hitting himself in the face out of frustration, later he destroyed his pants. After a wardrobe change he was back on stage and on the offensive. Omaha continued in the role of the media's "dahhhhling". At one point Block was seen ripping off his shirt in a tactical wardrobe malfunction to reveal a giant American flag tatooed across his chest. This caused Don Mcabe to (again) remind everyone in the room about his three week stint in New Jersey's national guard during the summer of 62. After restraining a visible yawn George Stephenopolus eventually declared the debate dead in the water and placed a toe tag on each canidate. Until next tuesday this is Eddie E keeping all of you out there in the blogasfear infomed and up to date on the coming erections!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

LIVE DEBATE CONVERGE!!!








LIVE FROM NASHVILE TENNASSI


It was a heated debate tonight as Don Mcabe took on Block Omaha in a town hall! Questions were passed around the room by joe sixpack and Don repeatedly lost his temper! At one point he could be seen hitting himself in the face out of frustration, later he destroyed his pants. After a wardrobe change he was back on stage and on the offensive. Omaha continued in the role of the media's "dahhhhling". At one point Block was seen ripping off his shirt in a tactical wardrobe malfunction to reveal a giant American flag tatooed across his chest. This caused Don Mcabe to (again) remind everyone in the room about his three week stint in New Jersey's national guard during the summer of 62. After restraining a visible yawn George Stephenopolus eventually declared the debate dead in the water and placed a toe tag on each canidate. Until next tuesday this is Eddie E keeping all of you out there in the blogasfear infomed and up to date on the coming erections!