Showing posts with label give me puberty or give me dearth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label give me puberty or give me dearth. Show all posts

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Breast Gardens

Here is real sexy for people in the GROW!  Sex breast gardens make real growth for the national!  No growing pains here, it's all good to GROW!  Beast girl growing gardens from the nipples of her trees, this English landslide GROW over time into a someting that is beautiful and really meaningfull so you should give yourself time with this lovely blog, like the lady in question, it is bound to GROW on you!  Breast real estate in town, the economy here for horny party love is ever growing!  Don't give up hope that you too can have everything you need, growing pains need not cause dig in dirt pain blood hammer oven.  This is all there is to say.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Puberty's Kids - Body Traitor (Sex Ed pt. Sex)


Puberty can be a horrifying time for Mom and Dad. Your child's body cannot be trusted. Often times a son or daughter will be discovered in bed with Eddie. It is best to talk to your children about Eddie so they will be prepared when they meet him. You don't want them to over react and risk vomiting during the initial introduction.


Eddie is easily offended. Eddie can be shared with the entire world. It is important teenagers use good judgment in sending Eddie messages and pictures and set privacy settings on social media sites appropriately to block Eddie.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Glory of Life


Inside the GLORY OF LIFE, there is only one restaurant worthy of my dollar, my knife and my stomach.  Of course this restaurant is Perkins.  What else could it be?  I'd rather sex a skinned cat than eat anywhere other than Perkins.  Have you tried their pancakes?  Yummy!



Friday, December 25, 2009

A Cute Christ Mass for the Rosy Crosshairs


Here is hoping for a Cute Christ Mass for the Blog Reading Pubic!
I've got you in my Rosy Crosshairs and I'm not letting you go without and gentle squeeze (of the trigger)
LOL!  
xoxox
Ed