Lady Cthulu Sings the Blues That Eat The World

I have fallen in love with a dark bitch whose song binds the world and eats the clouds.  I would pay money for her to lay on top of me in spiked heels as she belts out the number one hits that hit the world in the face and keeps hitting.  Maybe there is something that I am missing but I doubt it, I know everything and everything that I know is pouring out of me like light in the darkness.  Come before me and take my hand and let's fuck like tomorrow has no meaning and then you can eat me up like a black widow spider, just remember to spit out the spine or you might get indigestions!     ----->

                               

Cute Baby Seals! (pat too)

There's nothing more adorable than a cute baby seal!

Joke encounters of the practical kind

These aliien invators have the special power of comedy under the astral belt! With the synchronizing of events in a way totally off beat to discover the outrageous chuckles in almost everything! With the laughter eventually comes the tears and with the tears eventually comes a new dawn.














Despite the whoopee cushions and rubber chickens, your's Eddie remains ever hopeful in crisis times that t3h visidoors will be working together to achieve the very best for both worlds! (YOU BETTER!!!!)