Showing posts with label why don't you join a nudist colony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label why don't you join a nudist colony. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2009

A Kind of Chimera

THERE ARE TIMES IN WHICH A SMILE IS MORE TO ME THAN A THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
THERE ARE TIMES IN WHICH A SMILE IS MORE TO ME THAN A THOUSAND DOLLARS!!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

You < Eddie


Differences between you and Eddie Entropy.

Hello, I'm very excited to put together this very great list of differences between yourself and Mr. Edward Entropy, Gothic Ntertainment SUbparstar. I whope you appreciate the time and entery that I put into this!

You are foul, Eddie is fine
You are dumb, Eddie is smart
You are poopy, Eddie is pristine
You are unknown, Eddie is known by all
You are unloved, Eddie is loved by millions
You are lacking in talent, Eddie has more talent than he knows what to do with
You are sexually unimportant, Eddie's sexuality is legendary
You are worthless, Eddis is priceless
You are hopeless, Eddie is taken care of for life
You are hapless, Eddie is the king of competance
You are not worth talking to, Eddie is too cool to be talked to
You are horrible, Eddie is fine
You are hideous, Eddie is hot
You are vomitous, Eddie is aromatic
You are less than, Eddie is greater tahn

Thank you for you time and please let me know if I missed anything.

Very truly yours,

Bilbo Bloggin (the best blogger in middle earth)

Sunday, October 5, 2008

A Commentary on the Modern Sexual Landscape

I think that it is important to open yourself up to the words from the new video Blogsphere. I hope you enjoy my commentary on the sexy sexiness of modern America!