Who's doom is yours?

I spent all day yesterday volunteering at the senior citizens home and I still don't feel like a good person. I spent the night under a bridge, crying. I'm still feeling a little off today. I got out of bed and slid down a hill. I got out of bed and slipped into hell. Whoops! I seem to have lot of baggage to carry with me from place to place, is there some kind of coat check I can leave this at? I'm sorry, i seem to have lost my claim ticket. These are troubling times when you're troubled by the time that it takes to make trouble. Robble robble!

Happy April Fool's Day!!!

Go Conficker C yourself you dumb shit!!!