Hey everywan! I got new bike today, this on'es even better than the last. I plan to take thjis fucnkin bish up to Duluth this weekend and do a little ice fishin' with my bro' Jacob. He is gonna tear his face off and eat it when he gets a load of my new bike! I've never been more happy than I am now with my new bike, so please guys no rude comments!
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Looks like that bike is on it's way up your ass.
Please kill me.
Have fat, will travel.
That panel was flawed because I didn't give the reader enough information to understand what was going on in it. I had made the mistake of going out with a girl that I wasn't sexually attracted to. I was attracted to her for other reasons—she was very intelligent and enormously talented. She was—probably still is—an artist. She was good-looking but not 'my type.' But I thought I should be above base physicality and that I should be willing to disregard the fact that she wasn't my sexual type. In hind-sight I can see that if you're getting sexually involved with someone, it might be a good idea to be attracted sexually to them. Anyway, at first this wasn't really a problem, `cause there was the male thrill-of-conquest thing going on in my head. But a few weeks later I found that thrill-of-conquest wearing off and there I was in bed with someone who wasn't turning me on. So I had to use mental images of PLAYBOY playmates to get it up. Now, where is PLAYBOY at fault here? My own stupidity had gotten me into bed with this girl, not PLAYBOY. Yeah, I was using mental images that PLAYBOY had given me, but if PLAYBOY hadn't existed I could have just as easily used memories of women in bra ads or nude models from my art classes or something. Maybe you'd argue that PLAYBOY created a beauty-standard and that if that didn't exist I could have found this girl I'd been with sexually attractive and I would have been happy with her.
This is simply too fat for the internet to handle.
Dear Mr. Entropy
We are afraid we can no longer register you on our scales due to your increased size.
Regards
- Fat Factor Staff
Fatsos like you should not be allowed on the road! You are a danger to me and my slender family!
Stop it Chester!!!
Look at how fat you are! You are a very fat man and nobody likes you!
Wow, Chester Brown's worst than Eddie!
I too am a fat worthless fucker, can we be friends??
Fat!
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