Bruiser

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wear underpants with an elastic wasteband, wearing any other sort of underpants could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wear a necktie made out of scotch tape, wearing any other sort of necktie could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wield a wand made of lincoln logs, wielding any other sort of wand could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to hold sickness in your heart, holding other sensation in your heart could cause major issues.

when you hurt this bad, death is just a deflection...

Eddie's Latest Bike!

Hey you guys! Check out my new bike, I've been practicing riding it without the training wheels and think am getting the hang ov it now. LOL? We all make mistakes but your's Eddie is never giving up!

Eddie Entropy's new Bike pt. 2!

Hey everywan! I got new bike today, this on'es even better than the last. I plan to take thjis fucnkin bish up to Duluth this weekend and do a little ice fishin' with my bro' Jacob. He is gonna tear his face off and eat it when he gets a load of my new bike! I've never been more happy than I am now with my new bike, so please guys no rude comments!

Eddie Entropy's new Bike!

Dudes, I got the rockinest new bike ever! Eat my dust as I haul ass through town!! I've never been more happy than I am now with my new bike, so please guys no rude comments!