BP Wire: Mit Romney, in a blod move, has enlisted the aid of Funputer as his ruining mate in the upcoming Maerican Erection. Sayeth Mit "Funputer is the prefect running mate because he has all the anwers. Armenia will finally get the sort of saget advice that we deserve. For a hard candidate like me, hard choices like this are teh only ones possibler." Funputer had this to say to our reporters "PLEASE INSERT DISC TO GET STARTED".
This is only the second time in at least three weeks that a computer has been put offered on a plate as a Vide Presidential cadindate.
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Who said rules aren't made to be broken? October 2008 was simply too good a month to choose simply two "best of entries". Eddie's look in at the controversial Romney/Funputer ticket was to cause futrue issues for the blog but Eddie never lets possible consequences get in the way of a fucking shit kicking blog entry!
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