In the dark distant future, you will no longer require your original face to be in the moving picture industry. Using new nano technology, cyber sciences will be able to design any face you want no matter how horrible. Futuristick super stur Michael Rorke uses his false face to land the cyber rolls of main villains in techno Hollywood's futuristic blockbusters of tomorrow!
Rourke also uses his futuristic face to evade the low born indie film circuit which can get a little too arty-farty and does not serve cappuccinos. You watch the IFC Channel and you want to throw up.
3 comments:
Mickey Rourke's face is now friends with sundried tomatoes.
That's a great 'stache Mikey!
I'm an idiot for paying money to see this shit but I'll most likely be there. I guarantee, however, that it will be truly awful.
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