Showing posts with label faceplant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label faceplant. Show all posts

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Cybernetically enhanced sub orbital acting unit (SEQ 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000014)

In the dark distant future, you will no longer require your original face to be in the moving picture industry. Using new nano technology, cyber sciences will be able to design any face you want no matter how horrible. Futuristick super stur Michael Rorke uses his false face to land the cyber rolls of main villains in techno Hollywood's futuristic blockbusters of tomorrow! 

Rourke also uses his futuristic face to evade the low born indie film circuit which can get a little too arty-farty and does not serve cappuccinos. You watch the IFC Channel and you want to throw up.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Minifestation

My own holy aura manifest into this shit stain of a planetary intelligence is more or less exactly as it appears.  I am a holy prophet of this new age in the exact same way as was/is Mickey Mouse. This world whose appetite is never to be filled has now a face.  This sexual appetite, this television hunger, this bloated belly, this fit furnished house of ill repute can now be seen for what it is.  Do it and wilt shalt be the hole of the law - the black hole that ties you to your days of mediocrity and political cartooning.  The arteries of the heart are clogging and no serpent shall girt it, rather girth shall guard it from further illumination.  This is the turth, the hole turth and nothing but the turth.

Eat your own shit for once,

ee
8/13/9