Me blog you long time (Best of Aug. 09 pt 1)

Watch as Eddie reduces your internet to a pile of nonsensical blog entries! No forum or chat room will be safe from the sheer glut of Eddie related spam directing you to this very important blog! You think your day to day life is more important than this? You think your idle chit chat comes first? WRONG! In the future your entire world will be consumed by my great blog. Bend over and prepare to be blogged AND BLOGGED HARD!

Me blog you long time

Watch as Eddie reduces your internet to a pile of nonsensical blog entries! No forum or chat room will be safe from the sheer glut of Eddie related spam directing you to this very important blog! You think your day to day life is more important than this? You think your idle chit chat comes first? WRONG! In the future your entire world will be consumed by my great blog. Bend over and prepare to be blogged AND BLOGGED HARD!

Tecknowledgey Delivers

Today, tomorrow or yesterday. In the future your roomate will be eddie entropy. you will be expected to do your fare share around the house. cook, clean, sex, domestic squabbles, narcotics production, applying gothic eye liner to a horse etc. nothing too fancy. eddie will be augmented with a cybernetic claw that can crush cans and close doors from across the room. he will also be wired into the very core of the house and will control everything from micowaves and hair dryers to computers and electric hoozits. When you come home at night eddie will have a steaming hot pair of peppers for your feet and a stainless steel kitchen knife for your chest. flash your whitest smile and activate the happiness chip buried deep within the motherboard. Coming soon to a bed bath and beyond near you!