Today, tomorrow or yesterday. In the future your roomate will be eddie entropy. you will be expected to do your fare share around the house. cook, clean, sex, domestic squabbles, narcotics production, applying gothic eye liner to a horse etc. nothing too fancy. eddie will be augmented with a cybernetic claw that can crush cans and close doors from across the room. he will also be wired into the very core of the house and will control everything from micowaves and hair dryers to computers and electric hoozits. When you come home at night eddie will have a steaming hot pair of peppers for your feet and a stainless steel kitchen knife for your chest. flash your whitest smile and activate the happiness chip buried deep within the motherboard. Coming soon to a bed bath and beyond near you!
8 comments:
I'd love to have Eddie Entropy as a roommate. My last punching broke.
Death to RoboEddie, long live the new flesh!
Grab a piece for me Eddie!
something off about your bullshit lately.
Dude that is a very hot shower sex scene, your blog is now responsible for yet another orgasm!
Dell's sex appeal > Packard Bell
That robot in the top picture sure is pretty! I wouldn't mind a little robo-lovin' if you know what I mean!
@ hey it's not like: Allen Ginsberg, is that you?
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