Halloweiner Custum!

HEY ladies, Eddie is open for business this Hallowween with the sort of costum that will make him a hit at the adult parties that he goes into!  Yes, it's mature audiences only for the Ed these days and his sexin' gonna be the talk of the whole town of Shakopee!  Limp dicks need not apply!

Food you!

NO. IT TAKES A REAL MAN LIKE ED TO OPEN IT YOU WHORE.

ESP PSE (hatt shitt makes the world go round)

She knew what I was going to say before I could even say it. Constructing the ultimate experience in plesore was the main mission. Awlways on the prowl for new experiences to take you to the next level she says?  A PSE is the way I have must be it for maintaing erecksons! The GFE may not be enuff anymore she ask?? No. Yes! The adult industry standard is good enough for you and me!

Saturday Night Party?

It's Saturday night and time to party! WOW friends, this Eddie is really letting it all hang loose tonight to celebrate the upcoming one year anniversary of his blog! With a grill on each arm, no pants and a nose full of coke, Eddie is the very model of a modern major general. What happens next? Stay tuned to this blog for more official updates from the scene's number one zero!!!