Electrical's discharged

I couldn't make my TV dinner tonight. There's some kind of short circuit in the power grid which is preventing  food from reaching my mouth. If anyone has any experience with electricks and eating please advise before I die of starvation. :*(

WoW!

After a full day of emotionally draining blog posting, your's can work up quite the appetite! It's best to feed the sensitive side. Remember, food can ease the pain of inner turmoil. You are never alone as long as you have a stack of hot cakes by your side. So dish it up while it's red hot!

Food you!

NO. IT TAKES A REAL MAN LIKE ED TO OPEN IT YOU WHORE.

Eddie is hungry for lunch!

 Soemtimes yours Eddie can simply not stand the time between meels! Some say he has a problem but not his. Do not say that Eddie has an eeting disorder as it is clear that he does not. How would you like someone to come into your home and tell you how fat you are while you are starving? You would not like it. Please send canned food to this blog so Eddie does not starve to death.