HOT DAMN!!! SNORT YOUR GIRL A NEW LIFESTYLE!!!

HOLY SHIT AND HOT DAMN I WISH ALL THE GIRLS I KNEW COULD SNORT A SNOOT_FULL OF COCAINE AND THEN MAYBE WHO I AM WOULD MAKE SOME SORT OF SENSE IF ONLY I COULD PUSH MYSELF FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO SENSELESS BREAKING DOWN THE BARRIER OF FLESH AND CRASHING THE WALLS BETWEEN ME AND HER AWAY UNTIL THERE IS ONLY US INSIDE THE WHITE SNOW.  I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT IT HURTS ME WHEN THERE IS ANY PART OF YOU THAT IS NOT A PART OF ME< WE MUST NEVER BE APART...

Bruiser

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wear underpants with an elastic wasteband, wearing any other sort of underpants could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wear a necktie made out of scotch tape, wearing any other sort of necktie could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to wield a wand made of lincoln logs, wielding any other sort of wand could cause major issues.

When summoning the object of your affection into a triangle it is important to hold sickness in your heart, holding other sensation in your heart could cause major issues.

when you hurt this bad, death is just a deflection...

Hot Sexy Gothic Angel Girl (a poem)

Oh Darkness, you are a girl - a hot sexy gothic angel girl!  Come unto me oh night and carry me on your back over Chaska and away from my troubles and my countless yearning pains!  Take this pain away, take my pain away!  Let it be known that no man alive shalt ever love thee more than your Eddie!  His heart is a servant to the night and forever a servant to thee!