This from the BP News Wire: ITEM! Repulbican cadnidate for President was confronted with reporters on Wednesday regarding allegations of him and Gothic Entertainer Edddie Entropy "Double Dicking" it. A visibly shaken Romney denied the allegationns and said that whe wasn't shure what "double dicking it" means and if he did therewould be no chance of him ever dong it with Gotheic Superstar Eddie ENtropy as "Eddie's own rod is not ample enough to be able to probery "do it"."
Reporters didn't believe Romnye denial and many pointed and laughed at the unfortunate double phallic micriophone that carried Mit's words. Romeny's running mate Funputer had nothing to add to the converstation, he was turned off.
