Hilter Was An Alien form Ooter Space!!

ITEM: OMG It is ture! The Hilter was alien from outer space! All your evil were seeds of alien darkness come to rid earth of the human infection. He was only stooped because of American's anti-alien death rays! The turth is hard to swallow, but knowing what is really real will help you integrate the world into your eyes as a full human being and not a watery grave.

Ask Eddie (part tow the answer)

IT"S ALWAYS AG OOD TIME TO HWORSHIP SATEN!  DON"T MATTER WHAT YOUR WHEWEWINF JUST BE YOURSELF WHERN YOU SWLL YOUR SOUL.  PLWASE LET GRANDMA DIE THOUGH _ SOMETIM ES YOU"BE GOT TO LET HER GALL APART IN HELL!!  THANSK 

Scanal Rocks Romeny Campaign

This from the BP News Wire:

ITEM! Repulbican cadnidate for President was confronted with reporters on Wednesday regarding allegations of him and Gothic Entertainer Edddie Entropy "Double Dicking" it. A visibly shaken Romney denied the allegationns and said that whe wasn't shure what "double dicking it" means and if he did therewould be no chance of him ever dong it with Gotheic Superstar Eddie ENtropy as "Eddie's own rod is not ample enough to be able to probery "do it"."

Reporters didn't believe Romnye denial and many pointed and laughed at the unfortunate double phallic micriophone that carried Mit's words. Romeny's running mate Funputer had nothing to add to the converstation, he was turned off.