Erbert & Gerberts' Unequaled Quality Submarine Sandwiches

I remember once sexing a girl in the bathroom stall of Erbert& Gerberts in Eau Claire, WI circa 1988.  The scent of freshly baked Erbert & Gerberts submarine sandwich bread was a sexy aphrodisiac for the SEXperience.  Even better, after the sexing we sat down and ate a delicious sandwich.  That was many years ago and my sexcapades are now buried in the past with Ronald Reagan and Quisp but sometimes the thought of those crazy days helps me to deal with the abject misery of today.

Aleins Stole My Sandwiches!

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IAS HOW DID THE AsLEINS KNOW WHERE I"D HIDED MY SANDWISH?? IT WOULD HAVE TASTED SO GOOD IF THE VISIDOORS HADN"T EATEN IT UP WHEN I WASN"T LOOKING,, I MAYBE SHOULD HATE ALEINS AGIN!!

Tappy New Year's

THE TAPPY

An experience really Italian -did with the salami of Genoa, the ham of Capicola, the cheese of provolone, the lettuce, the tomato, the onions, and the actual apparel of oil and vinegar.