SexXxual Ed (pt. 1)

My God my mother is embarassing. She is insisting that she gives me a condom demonstration, and that I watch any men ("You can't trust them") putting on comdoms like a hawk. What should I say? "You're not doing like my mum showed me"

Eddie On the Air and All is Sexing Good!

It takes a tough man to make a tender forcast Nick, keep fucking that Chicken!

Turn me blog, Ed!

OH YES. PLEASE BLOG ME HARDER, FASTER, MORE! MORE BLOG POSTS, MORE HOT, HOT LABELS, MORE SEXY ENTRIES! DO ME UP THE BLOG WITH YOUR THROBBING RED HOT BLOG AND BLOG ALL OVER THE BLOG YOU BLOGGER!

Oh Ed, It Blogs So Good

Shorties no problem for the Eddie, he happy to feed them weed to get them sedated while we get freaky in my drop top caddie. FRISKY is the MIDLE NAME OF TOMORROW! We must al BOW DOWN to the sEXy god!

Active Seniors Choose Eddie

Cougars are in vogue now! Modenr day society tells us no longer is it simply Humbert vs Lo! Now Grandma has her day too as a prowling great cat devouring all children who cross her den.

Eddie is aproaching this fad with cautious optimism! He has been seen lurking under the windows of the retirment home serenading the elderly with his hot new tracks. Because there is no such thing as TOO old Eddie also finds himself strutting around the local morgue looking for his next date!

Aleins Stole My Sandwiches!

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IAS HOW DID THE AsLEINS KNOW WHERE I"D HIDED MY SANDWISH?? IT WOULD HAVE TASTED SO GOOD IF THE VISIDOORS HADN"T EATEN IT UP WHEN I WASN"T LOOKING,, I MAYBE SHOULD HATE ALEINS AGIN!!

Us versus Them

All around us we find alien agents of destructive change have infiltrated the human race. They slip between our fingers when we wash our hands and they spread themselves across our toast every morning. What do these beings have in store for us? Is this the positive force of change you've been hoping for? Or is this just a swift kick to your throat from outer fucking space.