If you think I am Meen

FUCK YOU!!!

Reach out and touch someone

The great thing about cellular phone technologies is that you're never real-ly alone. Everyone you've ever known is simply 10 numbers and 1500 miles away. Without warning you may receive a call from your dear friend or your childhood enemy. Enjoy!

I heart Eddie

I'm sorry I was so mean to you! 

Cell Your Soul

Graves come and go but cellphones will always steal your soul. You're inside a type of world where there's nothing on twitter that can salve my soul. You would think it would be different, but the future has sucked more than any of us thought it would. Kill yourself and your fucking phone, in that order.

Tourettes Messaging

Destroy your phone

As text messaging has boomed in recent years, it has also given rise to so-called "textual harassment." Text messages antagonize recipients in a way that is not easily ignored: Most people are never far from their cell phones, and the gadgets tend to blink and chirp until unopened messages are acknowledged. Adding another sting, the victims are often charged by their cell phone companies for receiving the messages.

A study of stalking by the U.S. Justice Department's Bureau of Justice Statistics released last month confirmed that stalking by texting has become a pervasive problem.

The report found 23 percent of stalking or harassment victims reported in 2006 that the stalker had used some form of cyberstalking, such as cell phone texting or e-mail, to harass them. It was the agency's first measure of the emerging practice, said Katrina Baum, one of the study's authors.

"Technology has become a quick and easy way for stalkers to monitor and harass their victims," the report said.

And unless calling plans include unlimited texting, recipients are charged an average of 20 cents for each message sent or received, wanted or not.

Throw your phone away

It's for the best. Why encourage a device that is intended to harass and bother you. Do you want to give the voices in your head an opportunity to justify theirs existence? The phone is the problem and the place to start by getting rid of.

Get used to saying no. You're not a dollar bill to be liked by everyone.

Chaska High!

Can you hear it? It's the smallest violin in the world playin' just for you. It's not that you don't have the right to protest. It's that you were naive and duped into allowing the Chaska City Council to use your protests as a cover until they could get to a point in the downtown area that they could perpitrate their crimes. You must first get contorl of the situation and then ask questions.