Love Letter

A stab in the dark

I didn't want to say anything before but there's someone over us...I can feel it.

I'd hate to think of you with naught but a bit of leather between you and a stab in the dark.

She's got a Claus (Best of December 2009 pt.2)

Alone for the holidays? Facing the void up the chimney who cares? You've gotta reason to live, baby. You just haven't got a clue what it is.

Onandonandonandon

there's something that stuck me the last time we talked, that you can't let a cold fish know you are fishing because it will seem fishy, because then it won't have reason to believe you might go fish for it again. i want you to think about this because it's not being loyal or fair to the fishing market. i am wondering why you want to string a cold fish a long rather than give it the chance to find other fish in the sea. is it so you can be with the worms? after a year of fishing and catching a cuttlefish, still keeping it around with hope it won't smell (always telling the other fish it will never happen), how do you feel about that?

i'd like you to think about what you're doing and why. i'm pretty sure there's something fishy going on here. i don't think it's just a fish waiting around to be wrapped in paper. or maybe you don't know how to fish and want the professionals to step in?

all i know is you have to do what's right regardless of your fear of fishing. you can't fish in fear of fishing.


anyway off to fish.......

Answer!!!

WHo are You to tell ME what TO DO?

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The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

There doesn't seem to be much breathing room here. In fact, the walls seem to be getting closer and closer. I just measured the distance between myself and them, it's shrinking. This space is affectionate, but it borders on dangerous. Maybe if I just step outside for a few minutes. Well, the door seems to be locked and the walls are getting even closer now. That's ok, I don't think there was an outside anyways.

In the great north, being crushed to death is considered a rite of passage! The Earth is smothered in wildflowers and my waffles are smothered in whip cream.

Life force leech

Drain, drain, drain. Hello America. Did you hear the news? You and I are the hot new thing! I think you'll find resistance is futile once I've made myself at home. Just sit back, relax and dispose of everything you once cherished. The new way is the only way and it's all about my need to feed.

Reach out and touch someone

The great thing about cellular phone technologies is that you're never real-ly alone. Everyone you've ever known is simply 10 numbers and 1500 miles away. Without warning you may receive a call from your dear friend or your childhood enemy. Enjoy!

Leech

selfish life destroying mood swings shallow careless witch latches on? No sense of self "please define me". Extract flame near the sucking mouth.



Attempts useless in the name of all that is hope? Freedom. How will I ever get away from you?

She's got a Claus

Alone for the holidays? Facing the void up the chimney who cares? You've gotta reason to live, baby. You just haven't got a clue what it is.

Who's been sleeping in my bed?

My fake face is worn out around the edges from misuse and abuse.