No precious posts

The first rule I teach students in my blogging seminars (held every spring on Monster Island) is NO PRECIOUS POSTS. Nothing is more dangerous than over thinking a blog entry.  It's best to just get as much material on the internet as quickly as possible before it fills up. More posts equals a better business model and Eddie fucks a lot of models. This is not a quality control issue. This is not an issue.  There are no terrible posts in the hands of a confident blogger. Every post is like a stamp that god puts on an envelope and mails to all the true believers. Do you truly think so? 

No time for blog posts (best of Mar. 2010)

Wow, being Eddie Entropy isn't easy! It seems there are ladies to be sexed and drugs to be ingested at almost all hours of these days! Sometimes little things, like blog posts, get thrown by the wayside in favor of big knockers and piles of drugs. Hopefully there will be time for a blog post later today, but I doubt it!

900 shit damning, mother fucking posts, bitch!

What the fuck!? Holy fucking shit! WOW! Are you fucking serious? No, no, it can't be. Yes, it fucking is! www.edentropy.blogspot.com has reached the landmark number of 900 fucking posts in the ninth month of it's second year?

YES WE CAN!!!

And to all the haters who doubted we'd cum this far, fuck you!

 www.edentropy.blogspot.com bows before no one!  

Oh holiest of holies, please bless this beautiful blog and give us the strength to deliver 900 more quality posts to our beloved readers. 

No time for blog posts

Wow, being Eddie Entropy isn't easy! It seems there are ladies to be sexed and drugs to be ingested at almost all hours of these days! Sometimes little things, like blog posts, get thrown by the wayside in favor of big knockers and piles of drugs. Hopefully there will be time for a blog post later today, but I doubt it!

Time for a blog post?

I don't think so! Not when you're a busy hot shot like Eddie! Maybe you have a lot of free time, but Edward fucking Entropy is very, very busy! So quit nagging me, I'll write up a blog post when I feel like!

Day Planner

Hi Friedns! Ever wonder what Eddie Entropy is up to on an average afternoon? Here's my schedule for today. It's a doozy! ^_^

12pm: Wake up.

1pm: Go back to bed

2pm: Sleep all day. Or maybe get up, I don't like to peg myself down when it comes to decisions like this.

3pm: Wander aimlessly in a daze around downtown.

3:45-5pm: Fall asleep by skid row

6pm: Chase rats

7pm: Find a guy sleeping at a bus stop and set him on fired.

7:30pm: Restrain a visible yawn.

8pm: Go to Denny's

8:15pm: Fuck Denny's, GOING HOME.

9pm: Watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II:Secret of the Ooze" while eating un-thawed fish sticks. I don't have a microwave to cook anything in though, so that's about as good as it gets for me. :*(

10:30pm: Get drunk.

11pm: Watch Glenn Beck

12am: Go outside and dance in the street for about 20 minutes

12:20am: Go to Denny's and tell them how I really feel about them.

1am: Buy 6 bags of Skrank behind Denny's

1:30am: Steal a dude's socks

2am: Kill a man o_0

3am: Catch a coyote and ride him back to my place.

4:30am-until whenever: Watch Informercials till dawn! This is the fuckin' life YO.

Give and take

Eddie is seen here taking where others are giving. He is known for being a rude asshole sometimes and this instance (captured via sattelite from a remote location outside of the Phillipines) is no exception.

However, Eddie has earned this right by being everything you wish you could be! There is no stopping a winner from claiming all that is rightfully his. And make not the mistake, Ed is a winner every thyme.

The Problem is the Program

Emily gave me some stones to take care of the problem.

The Sexiest Sex (Pt 2)

WOW. SHE IS THE ULTIMATE IN NECTAR. A NECTARINE FILLS THE MOUTH SLAMMING DOWN THE DRINK THEY ARE PLAYING OUR SONG. MOVE THE MOP AND BUCKET OUT OF THE WAY AND CLEARA SPACE FOR EDDIE ON THE FLOOR. AN ENTIRE BUILDING IS DESTROYED BY MY BEAUTY