Day Planner

Hi Friedns! Ever wonder what Eddie Entropy is up to on an average afternoon? Here's my schedule for today. It's a doozy! ^_^

12pm: Wake up.

1pm: Go back to bed

2pm: Sleep all day. Or maybe get up, I don't like to peg myself down when it comes to decisions like this.

3pm: Wander aimlessly in a daze around downtown.

3:45-5pm: Fall asleep by skid row

6pm: Chase rats

7pm: Find a guy sleeping at a bus stop and set him on fired.

7:30pm: Restrain a visible yawn.

8pm: Go to Denny's

8:15pm: Fuck Denny's, GOING HOME.

9pm: Watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II:Secret of the Ooze" while eating un-thawed fish sticks. I don't have a microwave to cook anything in though, so that's about as good as it gets for me. :*(

10:30pm: Get drunk.

11pm: Watch Glenn Beck

12am: Go outside and dance in the street for about 20 minutes

12:20am: Go to Denny's and tell them how I really feel about them.

1am: Buy 6 bags of Skrank behind Denny's

1:30am: Steal a dude's socks

2am: Kill a man o_0

3am: Catch a coyote and ride him back to my place.

4:30am-until whenever: Watch Informercials till dawn! This is the fuckin' life YO.

How is your's?

Are things going ok? Is the way you wanted turning out in knots? Not really? Seems your's has been a little quiet since coming down from his Satan high. With 666 posts under your belt there's really no place to go but down.

United Ghosts

Take the you out of me and watch the wings spread! See as we soar high above the low that is so much so! A surge of emotion? Is it life or death? We do not care anymore and simply live for the moment my friends.

Cloud Nein

The come down from the 500 high hits hard my freinds! But don't let the discourage encourage you haters. The celebration continues all months long as Eddie proves each and every man, woman and child wrong through his sheer power of blog. Glory to Eddie in the highest, and peace to his peoples on edentropy.blogspot.com

Dance Dance Revolution

Attenshun loyal readers: Eddie Entropy will be at your club tonight.

We are sorry for this inconvenience. Please leave a glass of warm milk and a mound of cocaine for him under the tree.

Rising fuel costs

In these times of economic crississt it can be difficult to get by. This is why we all need a ture friend we can count on. SkranK.

Shoot it up, snort it, smoke it. SkranK is awlays beeing there for your's Eddii! When the thoughts turn to snuffing out t3h candles of lifes the smell of freshly ground Skrank is the only thing bringing your's turly back to solid ground!