Edoussa Hussan Entrabatabai hereby renounces all other religions and promises to serve Islam to his fullest extent! He hopes all Islamic extremists will accept this fully converted tea party patriot with open arms and hearts full of love!
Showing posts with label american heroes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label american heroes. Show all posts
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Convert this!
Eddie Entropy is no fool! He has learned from the mistakes of America's passed and is converting to Islam, the one true religion to avoid any future problems.
Edoussa Hussan Entrabatabai hereby renounces all other religions and promises to serve Islam to his fullest extent! He hopes all Islamic extremists will accept this fully converted tea party patriot with open arms and hearts full of love!
Edoussa Hussan Entrabatabai hereby renounces all other religions and promises to serve Islam to his fullest extent! He hopes all Islamic extremists will accept this fully converted tea party patriot with open arms and hearts full of love!
Ture Patriots
On the anniversary of an American tragedy we must reflect on the passed, but also look towards the future! Ture patriots never go out of style and this season it pays to be patriotic! Tea Party patriots everywhere are saying "Yes" to a Glenn's Beck Sarah/Jessica Palentine ticket! It's time to take the civil out of rights and get our damn country back from the liberators!!!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Report from the War ZONE!!
"My soldiers spotted Eddie as he pushed through the line of Minnesotans waiting to undergo inspection and began racing toward them," said Guy. "He was four or five meters from them.
"Noticing that his shirt was padded, they called out to him to halt. They took cover, aimed their weapons at him, and told him to raise his hands. Then they asked him to lift his shirt and saw the belt of explosives. Seeing the soldiers' weapons, he became frightened and told the soldiers he was scared."
Soldiers also moved the Minnesotans at the roadblock away. Eddie stood in isolation with his hands raised until Peppers dispatched a robot carrying scissors to him and instructed him to cut the shoulder straps holding up the belt and to slip it off.
He was then told to strip to insure that no additional explosives were strapped to him.
He cut off part of it and struggled with the rest. "I don't how to get this off," he said.
"It is sad and tragic," said Guy. "He was fully aware of his actions and wanted to blow up, as he was promised 72 virgins in heaven and NIS 100," Guy said.
Eddie, who lives in Chaska, told interrogators he was jeered at by his friends who made fun of him, and decided to take advantage of the offer.
"Blowing myself up is the only chance I've got to have sex with 72 virgins in the Garden of Eden," Eddie said his handlers had told him.
"Noticing that his shirt was padded, they called out to him to halt. They took cover, aimed their weapons at him, and told him to raise his hands. Then they asked him to lift his shirt and saw the belt of explosives. Seeing the soldiers' weapons, he became frightened and told the soldiers he was scared."
Soldiers also moved the Minnesotans at the roadblock away. Eddie stood in isolation with his hands raised until Peppers dispatched a robot carrying scissors to him and instructed him to cut the shoulder straps holding up the belt and to slip it off.
He was then told to strip to insure that no additional explosives were strapped to him.
He cut off part of it and struggled with the rest. "I don't how to get this off," he said.
"It is sad and tragic," said Guy. "He was fully aware of his actions and wanted to blow up, as he was promised 72 virgins in heaven and NIS 100," Guy said.
Eddie, who lives in Chaska, told interrogators he was jeered at by his friends who made fun of him, and decided to take advantage of the offer.
"Blowing myself up is the only chance I've got to have sex with 72 virgins in the Garden of Eden," Eddie said his handlers had told him.
Monday, October 6, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
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