Yesterday I wa swalking down the street carrying nothing but a potted plant in my hands. It was a very cold day and I was concerned that my potted plant might not live through the walk. WHY WON"T EVERYONE EVERYWHERE JUST SHUT UP AND DIE!!!

What They Wanted Was A Hero

Super Excithing Space Campus Club

Hi girls, my name is Ed and I'd like you to know that I am a great catch - at least my mom thinks so ;-) My interests include videos of meat-eating, airplane brochures, worms, the French Revolution and stamp collecting. I work as a multi-millionare recording artist on Civic Doody Records and I'm renowned the whole world over. I'm sure you've heard my track "(I'm A) Hott Shit" - it was all over the place summer of '02. So, yeah, you might ask yourself why would a world renowned recording artist be looking for love in a place like this. Haha, LOL, well I here you ladies, sometimes I ask myself that but, turth be told, it can get a little hectic and crazy living the life of a rock star. All the gropes and groupies and the drugs and the late night television performances can be a little overwhelming and (here comes my sensative side) sometimes I feel that the love of a good woman might be able to take the edges off this high powered life better than all the heroine in Afghanistan.

So, yeah, I know it may be hard for you to believe, but Ed's here for real.
For love.
For you?
You won't know until you find out.
xoxox
Eddie

Happiest Ever Day in the Life of Green Bean

I LOVE GREEN BEANS AND I"M WILLING TO GO ON PHILE LETTING EVERYONE IN THE EARTH KNOW THAT> THIS IS MY REAL FACE AND THESE SMILES ARE ALL MY OWN>> HE"S GOING OT BE VERY SAD THAT I"M GONE>>>>