A club culled truth.

Hell yes. Club Cultrue is all the rave these days, the Ravers are approaching the ages of 30 something and they have to do something! But what? I have good news for you, my hard partying friends, you are never to0 old for the clubbings. At the ripe age, your's is almost 87 and still going strong on the floor that is dancing!

We Be Clubbing (pt. 16)

There aera tiems in which the dancing it is too much to be done inside the doors, here's the dance sort htat the people in outside love CYBER DISCO INDUSTRIOJSA L DEATH BEAT!!!

We (R) Being Clubbing (part six) (best of Sept 08 pt. 2)

watch these both at once while listening to the top one's music and you'll create your own virtual gothic industrial dance club!!  :)

  i remember taking the amyl nitrate in the bathroom and my brain could turn liquid like the dancing of my mecho-4/4 brilliance.  for one second i lost my inadequacies in the heart of our dance.  lovely zero zero baby dancing alone to youtube and blog bitches?? mine is the heart of why haven't you killed yourself earlier.

Club Life

It is hard work dancing all night in a club while drinking two bottlers of whiskay and shooting up skrank. You can't do it. This is where Eddie comes in. You see HE CAN! YES WE CAN!!! Ed is to be doing the things you only wish you could do in ways you have never even dreamed of!

BE SURE TO SAY "HOW ARE TO HEY!" TO EDDIE WHEN HE HITS THE FLOOR AND BRING A BUCKET VOMIT TO HIS SHOES AS HE IS THE DANCING MANIAC OF 2006!

Don't you laugh when the hearse goes by!

Don't you laugh, damn you, don't you laugh.


These Aelians think it is funny but we know that we will be back on top in know time and will force the good vibrations from the doubt and the fear that plague the solar system!

Last night's party (pt 611)

The Aliens showed up with their "change you can't believe in" platform last night and wreaked havoc by bringing equal parts excitement and despair to the evening. You'd think the sheer energy from point A would be enough to cancel out the miserable aspects of point B. But point B is SO miserable that it simply can't B ignored. Who pulls this kind of stunt? The Aliens. They come at you offering the promise of a new day change with the hopes and dreams but the twist is just enough to suit their own nefarious plans.



A little bird told me the Aliens are freezing people alive and transporting them back to their home world for food. Pass it on.

Past, Party, Future

It is that time of the week again frands, or is it? When we put on our pancakes and lace up our 149 hole columbo boots!

Put on a black hat bladwards and take to the floor spinning like mad with the arms and the legs of the Trinacria in all the directions at once!

Dance Master (We Be Clubbin Pt. 14)

ED IS A MOTHER FUCKER DANCE MASTER!! HIS MOVES ON THE FLOOR WOW THE CROWD AND SLAY HIS OPPONENTS. DON"T YOU DARE FUCK WITH EDDIE DAncE MASTER YOU FOOL!

Gothic Danicn

Ed be down with the dounds of today! Gothic dancing his the formidable power that flows through us all and there is no stopping this brand new youthg mobement!

Office Night at the Ground Zero (wbc 7)

It was a night of debauchery. Biff brought along a secret stash of columbian grade cocains (I'm talking Miami Vice quality product here) and Amanda and Lynne decided to titalate the boys with hot "faux lesbian" dancing. Eddie wore mirrored shades the whole night through and had a serprising adventure with a pair of crotchless panties. Haha! The next day at the office you could cut the tension wit ha pair of scissors. Apparantly Mark and Eileen had a tryst and a falling out and yet knew that if Nigel found out that it would mean both their jobs.

We (R) Being Clubbing (Part Six)

watch these both at once while listening to the top one's music and you'll create your own virtual gothic industrial dance club!!  :)

  i remember taking the amyl nitrate in the bathroom and my brain could turn liquid like the dancing of my mecho-4/4 brilliance.  for one second i lost my inadequacies in the heart of our dance.  lovely zero zero baby dancing alone to youtube and blog bitches?? mine is the heart of why haven't you killed yourself earlier.

We Be Clubbin (Part FIVE)

WILDE SEXXY TIMES DANICING TO THE BEATS OF DJ PANIC IN THE LOUNGE WE HAD DANCING NUGGETS I COULD ONLY KILL MYSELF ONCE!! SO I HAVE TO CHOOSE THE TIME RIGHT..>>

We be Clubbing Par t IV

Last Thursday night Eddie went to Ground Zero in his new clubbing outfit. The surrealistic approach towards bondage gear always wins in the end! Your new dances were impressive but no where near as impressive as the touchdown Eddie scored with that hot gothic cheerleader. Let this be a reminder to you, everywhere your Eddie is, your Eddie will pound away at the beats and the beatings like no one's business that matters. If you're in love you've never had the real feeling. If you're in love in the club maybe you're watching a little too closely as the go-go dancers make outside of duct-taped nipple piercings. Go to the newest dopest beat you can find and turn left. Eddie's out. That's a clue if you care.

WE BE CLUBBIN @2

GROUND ZERO SEZXING!!! SEZ ED IT"S MORE FUN ON TGE MOUNTAIN!!!