evil gothic girl (a nother poem)

Is she angel or Vampire?  Her dress conceals secrets and dreams.   Forever more, I pray to her that she might lift her veil and allow her Eddie to kiss her waiting lips.  Behind the lips will there be tongue or fangs?  Bliss or death?  Is there a difference, in the dark embrace that she holdeth I am unsure.  Bring it all unto your Eddie, gothic girl, and let his undying love be tested true!

Club Life

It is hard work dancing all night in a club while drinking two bottlers of whiskay and shooting up skrank. You can't do it. This is where Eddie comes in. You see HE CAN! YES WE CAN!!! Ed is to be doing the things you only wish you could do in ways you have never even dreamed of!

BE SURE TO SAY "HOW ARE TO HEY!" TO EDDIE WHEN HE HITS THE FLOOR AND BRING A BUCKET VOMIT TO HIS SHOES AS HE IS THE DANCING MANIAC OF 2006!

Gothic Legend Mr. Eddie Intropy Holds Snake Over His Head

This from the BP Wire:

GOTHIC TO THE MAX!

ITEM! Gothic Legend Eddie Entropy holds a snake over his head! In a daring move, never before attempted by a Gothic Legend, Mr. Edward Entroppy held a snake over his head while netertaining a crowd of amazed spectators.

"I"ve Neve Seen ANYTHING like it before." Saind Alexander Poopfuck, a long time fan of Gothic entertainment. "IT was a snake and it was over his heasd@" said Lily Gothicgirl, a girl who is gothic.

Please tella your frenids and familys know, Gothic Legand Eddie Entropy holds a snake over this head!