Hot Times... At the Mall Parking Lot!!

There are HOT TIMES to be had at the mall parking lot!  Eddie takes his camera and gets in on the action when and where he can!!

Don’t Look Now – ‘Hot Magenta’ is the New Black

Eddie Entropy – pioneering populist and entrepreneur extraordinaire – famously quipped that customers can have their blogs in “any color so long as it is black.” Well, that might’ve worked for folks during The Great Depression, August 2009 (wasn’t everything in black and white back then?), but customers of The Great Recession, September 2009 want a more cheerful hue. Who can blame them? Even the Goth girl next door needs a splash of “passion orange” in her life.

Still skeptical? Look around. Fashion magazines are heralding bright colors this fall. Bold shades are being offered in an increasing array of consumer products – from laptop computers to vacuums to stand mixers for the kitchen.

Larry: I hate my daddy, I hate my sister, I hate my mommy, I hate everything. I feel so sad...
Prosecutor: Shiver me timbers!! Why arrrrrr you so sad?
Larry: Everyone treats me like an object, my stupid sister left me for a temple, and everyone doesn't like me.
Prosecutor: Well that's simple! Don't care about 'em. Just hit them where it hurts the most. You know your dad? What does he like the most?
Larry: He likes that shiny, expensive jewel...
Prosecutor: Well, steal it then. That's the obvious solution. And from now on, don't give a crap what anyone thinks!

A Date with Josh and Emily!

Happy Februarury 6 everyone!!! I hope peace and prosperity bless your home this year as Jesus Motherfucking Christ has blessed ours in FEBEREREY 5.

This year I celebrated with a wedding! My first ever holiday-ish type wedding and it rocked! Josh & Emily Roobels are officially married!! (You guys are TOO cute!) It was a blessed ceremony, filled with love, laughter, tears of joy, and beautiful people and music. I have to thank the lovely ladies who run the The Manson at Elfindale for being our hosts for the use of the chapel & reception area, as everything was so fucking beautiful that I just shit my pants. The wedding was gorgeous, elegant and above all else totally Josh and Emily! Everything just had the “special” personal touch.