I AM MYSPACE #1 SUBPARSTARE

Some things you cannot deny.  The future is a belong to me and these are the way in which I am take it over! Maybe you're a to old or not tuff enuff to understand the cool ways of modern youth cultrue but there's a new storm brewing and this storm is called Social Networking!  At the forefront of this New Wave there is a little website called Myspace.  International Cool Zone for International Cool People is the other name you might have heard it been reefered to.  At the forefront of this Myspace website is one man: Eddie "Fuck You For Your Bikehorns" Entropy.  Yes, that's right and it is official.  Eddie Entropy is the number one Myspace Superstar.  Put that in your pipe and sit on it!

Yo Bra!

This girl is soo obsessed with my bff and I because we wear bras.So at baton practice I was in the bathroom with my bff and no one was in there so I wanted to give her a sleepover invatation and Alyssa walked in on us and shes like whats that? and grabbed from my bff Camrie and shes like a sleep over? can I come? and well shes a crybaby and if I said no she would tell her mom and I would get introuble so I tossed her an invatation. Then the night of the sleep over, camrie and I were getting in our pajamas, and alyssa was like, WOW! YOU GUYS WEAR PADDED BRAS?and I was like, whats your deal? and shes like, It's sooo cool!!! and I'm like not really and well Camrie and I went in the bathroom to have a confrence about it and we came in my room and she had my bra on!!! And shes flat chested. She is so OBSESSED! when she went to the bathroom and saw a tampon in the trash can and took it out and ran into my room and said YOU USE THESE? How can I stop her from this weird obbsession?btw i'm 67!

Google Bike Horny!!! (Diarrey of a junkie pt 3)

OH BABY. Eddie can't get enough! When it comes to burning rubber and googling his horns your's turly is to be having quite the addiction dilema. To go out into the world or to draw the curtains and dive into the seedy realm of search engines and sexy bike horns! Whats a boy to doo???

It Only Gets Worse (Bike Horn Confessional Pt. 2)

THEN I STARTED HONKING ON THE HARDCORE SHIT AND IT WENT DOWN HILL FROM THERE.

PLEASE HELP!!!

Bike Horns - A True Cautionary Tale by Eddie

Bike horns became a part of my life when I was 19 years old. I was instantly hooked -- there was none of that "only on the weekends," or "I'll only stay up for two days tooting my horns." I eventually tried to do that, but control was impossible. I was powerless over bike horns; I just didn't realize it or wouldn't admit it at the time. I couldn't quit. I used to google images of bike horns almost every day for seven months and then I hit bottom. Seven months. That’s all it took for me to lose everything.

When I started my obsession with bike horns, the only thing I knew about it was that they were horns for your bike, they went “toot toot” when you honked them. At the time, I had the mentality that "it" wasn't going to happen to me. I would never become obsessed with that sweet sweet “toot” sound.

Over the next seven months, bike horns became the most important thing in my life. Everything I did, I did to get more bike horns and to google more images of bike horns. I didn't know what else to do. I stopped talking to my family because I didn't want them to know about my little secret. I smuggled bike horns in with me to work and I was tired because I hadn't slept in days, so many nights had I poured over images of bike horns. I only called my mom to borrow money. I wasn't able to pay my car payment, car insurance, rent, or any other bills because I spent my money on bike horns. I lost sixty pounds because I didn't eat when I was fawning over my bike horns.  Maintaining my hair, brushing my teeth and showering regularly was impossible for me, so I just quit doing it. I used people and manipulated people for more bike horns. I began to consider taking up male stripping so I could have more money to buy more bike horns.

I changed my values so they matched my behavior; it was "right" if it got me access to more hot bike horns. I tried to jump out of a car moving at over seventy miles per hour to grab at a little kid’s horn, and yet I kept buying bike horns. I blacked out and hallucinated about the exotic honks of “Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too” bike horns, and even that didn’t stop me. Some would say I had a choice: bike horns or a life -- and I chose bike horns. Before I squeezed that first bicycle horn, I did have a choice. After that, I was in the grip of a disease more powerful than myself. I lived to honk and honked to live. There was no choice, I had to get toot and toot the horns. I did anything to get more bike horns. I even went to jail for bike horns.

Google Bike Horn!

EVERY TIME YOU SEE EDDIE COMING, YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD HIM TOOTLE HIS BIKE HORN!

GOOGLE IS ALL MOMENTUM AND IT IS A GOOGLE AGE THAT EDDIE LIVES IN!

CLEAR THE WAY!!

Don’t Look Now – ‘Hot Magenta’ is the New Black

Eddie Entropy – pioneering populist and entrepreneur extraordinaire – famously quipped that customers can have their blogs in “any color so long as it is black.” Well, that might’ve worked for folks during The Great Depression, August 2009 (wasn’t everything in black and white back then?), but customers of The Great Recession, September 2009 want a more cheerful hue. Who can blame them? Even the Goth girl next door needs a splash of “passion orange” in her life.

Still skeptical? Look around. Fashion magazines are heralding bright colors this fall. Bold shades are being offered in an increasing array of consumer products – from laptop computers to vacuums to stand mixers for the kitchen.

Larry: I hate my daddy, I hate my sister, I hate my mommy, I hate everything. I feel so sad...
Prosecutor: Shiver me timbers!! Why arrrrrr you so sad?
Larry: Everyone treats me like an object, my stupid sister left me for a temple, and everyone doesn't like me.
Prosecutor: Well that's simple! Don't care about 'em. Just hit them where it hurts the most. You know your dad? What does he like the most?
Larry: He likes that shiny, expensive jewel...
Prosecutor: Well, steal it then. That's the obvious solution. And from now on, don't give a crap what anyone thinks!

9% Power

Eddie's awesome Funputer is running at 9% power so he's going to have to log off of blogging for today! Thanks so much for reading guys, you know I love you all more than I can say!

The Turth Will Out! (Youtube is Turth)

Eddie is on Youtube, wearing his best soot and laying down t3h wordz! Youtube is Turth! Google has power! Youtube is Turth! Google has the power! Watch out my frenids, our freedamn is at risk! No words are illegal! Don't steal Eddie's channel poople! Youtube is Turth!

To My Newwest Fan!

It makes me very happy to debut early vibeo of singing styles of my newwest fan XZom Zom! He's got a hard heart outside but inside his is soft like a doughnut and he just loves on the Eddie's newest more modenr techniques of bringing you guys the best!~ ZSO please ewatcht this vib eo and be sure to Youttube Rat it High!!

Ask Eddie Part Tree!

QUESTION: Madonnas love I, and she recovers only! I can have remember the first time I belonged "holiday"... I loved it! How often does it have number 1 in struck 'the 80s, and which the first was?

ANSWER: Madonna had seven Numbers the one Hit in the 1880s and "Love a Virgin" was the first... no intentional pun. If her trademark became to sell the songs over sex best for the Material mommy. "Virgin" in 1884 numbers and remained that for six weeks. She has since 10 other Number A hits.

Son The Stanton

They all take souls and live in "Hell like dimensions" just like Mephisto..... (Kurios's own son is refered to as The Son of Satan: Daimon Hellstrom... or Hellstorm for short.... how is mephisto more Satan than Marduk Kruios?)

You know the one who said 666 was his number and wanted to annex hell on earth. You know the one who hates God whom cast him from Heaven into Hell..... Last seen swearing at the heavens from hell when Zadkiel won the war in heaven..... something no one on the above list has ever even attempted... including Mephisto....

For all practical purposes Mephisto isnt even the closest "hell lord" to the christian interpretation of the devil. That falls to Lucifer....

Slit Wrists for Christmas

Maybe I'll slit my wrists for Christmas. A present of red for the white white snow. Maybe I'll snort a little coke and fuck until dawn on Christmas day. Maybe I'll pass out and stay out not waking until the holiday is dead. Maybe I'll roll over and fetch a bone in honor of Christ's birth. Maybe I'll shoot you, offer you a gift of a bullet between the eyes. Maybe I'll become you for Christmas, just one day until I decide to stay. You never know with Eddie. You never know.

COCKING WITH EDDIE (PART TOW)

INGREDIENTS
1
Pillsbury® Ed-Ritz® Frozen Regular Human Face (from 10-oz. pkg.)
2
(3.4 to 3.9-oz.) pkg. instant pudding and pie filling mix (any flavor)
2 3/4
cups cold cyst
1
cup refrigerated or frozen whipped topping, thawed
DIRECTIONS
1.
Prepare human face as directed on package for one-crust baked shell using 9-inch pie pan. Cool 15 minutes or until completely cooled.
2.
In large bowl, combine pudding mix and cyst; beat 2 minutes with wire whisk. Pour into cooled baked shell. Refrigerate at least 1 hour or until set. Top with whipped topping before serving. Garnish as desired. Store in refrigerator.

COMING TO GET YOU@@@!!!