Excuse me but your blog is showing.

People come up to me on the street and ask "Eddie, are you still blogging?" and I'm like "Am, I still blogging? What the fuck? What kinda fuckin' rock are you living under you sad sack of shit? OF COURSE I AM! I'm blogging the fuck out of the internet RIGHT NOW! My world reknowned, critically acclaimed blog is alive and well, where the fuck have you been? Reading the funny pages of your local dumb fuck newspaper?" Then they usually take a couple steps back and put their hands in the air as if to say "It's ok man". But it's not ok. 

IT'S NOT.