Excuse me but your blog is showing.

People come up to me on the street and ask "Eddie, are you still blogging?" and I'm like "Am, I still blogging? What the fuck? What kinda fuckin' rock are you living under you sad sack of shit? OF COURSE I AM! I'm blogging the fuck out of the internet RIGHT NOW! My world reknowned, critically acclaimed blog is alive and well, where the fuck have you been? Reading the funny pages of your local dumb fuck newspaper?" Then they usually take a couple steps back and put their hands in the air as if to say "It's ok man". But it's not ok. 

IT'S NOT.

Jingle Rock!

Ed's charity concert for Christmas kids went off without a hitch last night! Ed turned in a fuckin' flawless performance that would've made your goddam head spin off and catch on fire! Children and grandparents got out of their seats and started dancing and smashing shit up. A snow plow came crashing through the wall and exploded. Eddie even threw out candy canes and hot pockets to everyone who made it out. It may have been the best fucking concert EVER.