Ring Rang Wrong

Hello hello? This is Eddie Entropy calling. I'm afraid I have some bad news. Bad is the new black. You heard me wright. Or maybe you heard wrong. It's in to go downtown, below the surface of the ground and wallow in the big black bad underneath it all. I'm calling you from there now, can you come over? 

The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

There doesn't seem to be much breathing room here. In fact, the walls seem to be getting closer and closer. I just measured the distance between myself and them, it's shrinking. This space is affectionate, but it borders on dangerous. Maybe if I just step outside for a few minutes. Well, the door seems to be locked and the walls are getting even closer now. That's ok, I don't think there was an outside anyways.

In the great north, being crushed to death is considered a rite of passage! The Earth is smothered in wildflowers and my waffles are smothered in whip cream.