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Wow. Your style and grace our are inspiration. When you make music you make the dark planets move! This is the dark future and this is the angst ridden songtracks of your teenage screams. The cold scold of Skold fills hearts with cold and freezers with frost. Will yours be next?

DEVASTATING!!! (Best of Mother Fucking Aug 09 pt. 2)

7:35pmDavid

!Dude...SOULFLY!

7:35pmEddie

I know!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Shit!

7:35pmEddie

Can you believe they are touring???

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Fuck man, that is so fucking awesome!

SOULFLY!!!

7:35pmEddie

I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D

7:36pmDavid

I CAN'T EAT BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:36pmEddie

I stopped eating the moment I heard they were on tour. I can't keep anything down when I'm this excited!

SOULFLY

7:36pmDavid

I'm tearing out my hair and biting off my fingernails in anticipation!

SOUL mother fucking FLY!!

7:37pmEddie

The people at Prongs are going NUTS over motherfucking SOULfuckingFLY!

It's fucking awesome!

7:37pmDavid

The people at Prongs are going to shit their motherfucking pants when they find out motherfucking SOULFLY is going on a tour!

Touring!

Live!

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:38pmEddie

I bet they play "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood Minnefuckingsota!!!

7:38pmDavid

Motherfucking "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood is the hottest fucking club in all of motherMinnefuckingSota!

7:39pmEddie

SpecialEd is going to blow his fucking top when he finds out they're on tour!

I bet he actually fucking KNOWS THEM!!! :D:D

7:39pmDavid

DUDE, Special Ed knows fucking SOULFLY????

No fucking way!

That is TOO FUCKING AWESOME 8)8)

7:39pmEddie

SpecalEd knows fucking everyone who ever was in the motherfucking music industry!!!!

Woooot! How did you do the glasses?

I must learn that secret...

7:40pmDavid

8 + ) creates the motherfucking glasses!

*0

*0

*)

7:40pmEddie

AAAAHHHH!!! 8)8)

7:40pmDavid

8)8)

7:40pmEddie

DEVASTATING

7:40pmDavid

SOULFLY IS SO DEVASTATING!

\m/

\m/

\m/

7:41pmEddie

It's time to start a new thread called "Soulfly" on prongs and the only text it contains is "Devastaing?"

Did you hear Soulfly is touring?

7:42pmDavid

Check out Prongs.

The time of a new thread is at hand!

7:42pmEddie

BWAHAHAH!!!

7:42pmDavid

FUCK YEAH SOULFLY ARE TOURING!!!!

7:42pmEddie

Beautifuckingful.

7:42pmDavid

8)8)

8)8)

8)8)

7:42pmEddie

!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!

7:43pmDavid

!!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

7:43pmEddie


8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE ON TOUR!!!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!! IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!

7:44pmDavid


It's like the Devil actually listens to my prayers!

SOUL

FLY

ON

TOUR

!!!!!!!!

8)8)

7:44pmEddie

WITH PRONG!!!!! DUDE Remember Prong???????

I don't.

7:44pmDavid

who?

Special Ed is touring with SOULFLY????

REALLY!!!

7:45pmEddie

YES! He knows Afra dude!

Afra knows Prongs!

7:45pmDavid

DAMN DUDE, that is DEVASTATING!!!

7:45pmEddie

Prongs is on tour!

grmps is gonna do a spoken word about Salo!

7:45pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!!

7:45pmEddie

grmps!

ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¸ SLASH „ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ RULES!! ``°º¤ø„¸
¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø

7:45pmDavid

grmps "The Salo Monologue" is really slaying the post feminist set

7:45pmEddie

totalleze!

7:46pmDavid

BUT HE DOESN"T RULE AS HARD AS SOULFLY!!!!!!

If SLASH and SPECIAL ED got in a fight who would win?

7:46pmEddie

OH MAN

Good question

7:46pmDavid

SOULFLY IS THE ANSWER!!!

FUCK YEAH!

SOULFLY!!!!

7:46pmEddie

SOULFLY WOULD CRUSH THEM BOTH!!!

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE IN A FIGHT TO WIN THE FIGHT

THATS HOW fucking AWESOME SOULFLY IS!!!

7:47pmEddie

Soulfly versus the Juggalo convention.

7:47pmDavid

8)8)

7:47pmEddie

Who would win?

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY WINS!

7:47pmEddie

But the Juggalo's are a supportive community

does Soulfly have the community of the Juggalos?

7:48pmDavid

JUGGALOS ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT!

7:48pmDavid

SOULFLY don't need no pansy ass community, they got SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY!!!!
FUCK

WOW!

I'M THERE

7:48pmDavid

FUCK!!

7:48pmEddie

8)8)

7:48pmDavid

Did you hear Soulfly was touring?

September 30, 2009 - Key Club - Hollywood, California
October 2 2009 - Cane's Bar & Grill - San Diego, California
October 3, 2009 - The Boardwalk - Orangevale, California
October 4, 2009 - The Regency Ballroom - San Francisco, California
October 6, 2009 - Hawthorne Theatre - Portland, Oregon
October 7, 2009 - Showbox Theatre - Seattle, Washington DC
October 8, 2009 - Club Vegas - Salt Lake City, Utah
October 9, 2009 - Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom - Denver, Colorado
October 10, 2009 - The Blue Goat - Salina, Kansas
October 11, 2009 - The Rock - Maplewood, Minnesota
October 14, 2009 - The Intersection - Grand Rapids, Michigan
October 16, 2009 - Harpo's - Detroit, Michigan
October 17, 2009 - McGuffy's House of Rock - Dayton, Ohio
October 19, 2009 - The Gramercy Theatre - New York, New York
October 20, 2009 - Recher Theatre - Towson, Maryland
7:49pmEddie

FUCk! You've gotta be fucking shitting me? I LOVE FUCKING SOULFLY! <3<3

7:49pmDavid

FUCK, I"M THERE FOR ALL THE FUCKING SOULFLY <3<3 style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">

7:49pmEddie

What the fucks "The Rock"? What about "The Myth"? Why the fuck is every show in Maplefuckingwood?

7:49pmDavid

8)8)

It's gotta be a misprint!

7:50pmEddie

Is Maplewood the hard rock fucking apex?

7:50pmDavid

SOULFLY'S GOTTA PLAY MAPLEMOTHERFUCKINGWOOD CAUSE THAT"S THE REWAL SHIT MOTHERFIUCKER PLACE AND AI" MGOIN G OT OGET REEAALLY PISSESD IT THEY DONTTT

7:50pmEddie

Maybe they're playing Maplewood MALL!!!!

FUCK!

7:50pmDavid

That'd be fucking awesome!

7:50pmEddie

They'd destroy the mall!

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

SOULFLY AT THE MAPLEWOOD MALL!

7:51pmEddie

,,,,,,,

!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

They'd totally destroy the mall dude!

7:51pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY would make mincemeat out of Orange Julius!

7:51pmDavid

Dude...SOULFLY!!!!

7:51pmEddie

I heard a rumor they're going on tour soon.

7:51pmDavid

The Gap ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!

SHIT, YOU SERIOUS?????

Soulfly is on tour soon?

FUCK!!!

!!!

!!

!

FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!

7:52pmEddie

I KNOW!!!!

7:52pmDavid

Are you kidding me?

7:52pmEddie

I already bought tickets

7:52pmDavid

It's not cool to lie about shit like that dude!

FUCK!

You bought tickets?

Really?????

7:52pmEddie

I WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOULFUCKINFLY DUDE

7:52pmDavid

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:53pmEddie

I had to pass up on seeing Celine Dion in Vegas but it was worth it to see SOULFLY!!!!

7:53pmDavid

DUDE, THATS RIGHT, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU DON"T JOKE ABOUTZ!

SOULFLY!

ON

TOUR!!!!!

Are they going to play at Maplefuckingwood???? THAT WOULD BE DEVASATATING

7:53pmEddie

MAPLEWOOD IS THE FUCKING HARDROCK APEX OF THE MIDMOTHERFUCKINGWEST!

DUDE! SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!

DUDE... SOULFLY!!!

7:54pmEddie

How much are tix??????????????

????????

?????

???

??

?

7:54pmDavid

Shit POS

Gotta go Dude

soulfly

7:54pmEddie

AWDUDE!

Keep it real brah!

SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

SOULFLY!!

7:54pmEddie

SOULFLY DUDE! SOULFLY!

Hard Rockin' Dead Ed

GOD DAMN THAT EDDIE ENTROPY IS HARDCORE!

DEVASTATING!!!

7:35pmDavid

!Dude...SOULFLY!

7:35pmEddie

I know!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Shit!

7:35pmEddie

Can you believe they are touring???

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Fuck man, that is so fucking awesome!

SOULFLY!!!

7:35pmEddie

I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D

7:36pmDavid

I CAN'T EAT BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:36pmEddie

I stopped eating the moment I heard they were on tour. I can't keep anything down when I'm this excited!

SOULFLY

7:36pmDavid

I'm tearing out my hair and biting off my fingernails in anticipation!

SOUL mother fucking FLY!!

7:37pmEddie

The people at Prongs are going NUTS over motherfucking SOULfuckingFLY!

It's fucking awesome!

7:37pmDavid

The people at Prongs are going to shit their motherfucking pants when they find out motherfucking SOULFLY is going on a tour!

Touring!

Live!

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:38pmEddie

I bet they play "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood Minnefuckingsota!!!

7:38pmDavid

Motherfucking "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood is the hottest fucking club in all of motherMinnefuckingSota!

7:39pmEddie

SpecialEd is going to blow his fucking top when he finds out they're on tour!

I bet he actually fucking KNOWS THEM!!! :D:D

7:39pmDavid

DUDE, Special Ed knows fucking SOULFLY????

No fucking way!

That is TOO FUCKING AWESOME 8)8)

7:39pmEddie

SpecalEd knows fucking everyone who ever was in the motherfucking music industry!!!!

Woooot! How did you do the glasses?

I must learn that secret...

7:40pmDavid

8 + ) creates the motherfucking glasses!

*0

*0

*)

7:40pmEddie

AAAAHHHH!!! 8)8)

7:40pmDavid

8)8)

7:40pmEddie

DEVASTATING

7:40pmDavid

SOULFLY IS SO DEVASTATING!

\m/

\m/

\m/

7:41pmEddie

It's time to start a new thread called "Soulfly" on prongs and the only text it contains is "Devastaing?"

Did you hear Soulfly is touring?

7:42pmDavid

Check out Prongs.

The time of a new thread is at hand!

7:42pmEddie

BWAHAHAH!!!

7:42pmDavid

FUCK YEAH SOULFLY ARE TOURING!!!!

7:42pmEddie

Beautifuckingful.

7:42pmDavid

8)8)

8)8)

8)8)

7:42pmEddie

!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!

7:43pmDavid

!!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

7:43pmEddie


8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE ON TOUR!!!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!! IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!

7:44pmDavid


It's like the Devil actually listens to my prayers!

SOUL

FLY

ON

TOUR

!!!!!!!!

8)8)

7:44pmEddie

WITH PRONG!!!!! DUDE Remember Prong???????

I don't.

7:44pmDavid

who?

Special Ed is touring with SOULFLY????

REALLY!!!

7:45pmEddie

YES! He knows Afra dude!

Afra knows Prongs!

7:45pmDavid

DAMN DUDE, that is DEVASTATING!!!

7:45pmEddie

Prongs is on tour!

grmps is gonna do a spoken word about Salo!

7:45pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!!

7:45pmEddie

grmps!

ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¸ SLASH „ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ RULES!! ``°º¤ø„¸
¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø

7:45pmDavid

grmps "The Salo Monologue" is really slaying the post feminist set

7:45pmEddie

totalleze!

7:46pmDavid

BUT HE DOESN"T RULE AS HARD AS SOULFLY!!!!!!

If SLASH and SPECIAL ED got in a fight who would win?

7:46pmEddie

OH MAN

Good question

7:46pmDavid

SOULFLY IS THE ANSWER!!!

FUCK YEAH!

SOULFLY!!!!

7:46pmEddie

SOULFLY WOULD CRUSH THEM BOTH!!!

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE IN A FIGHT TO WIN THE FIGHT

THATS HOW fucking AWESOME SOULFLY IS!!!

7:47pmEddie

Soulfly versus the Juggalo convention.

7:47pmDavid

8)8)

7:47pmEddie

Who would win?

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY WINS!

7:47pmEddie

But the Juggalo's are a supportive community

does Soulfly have the community of the Juggalos?

7:48pmDavid

JUGGALOS ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT!

7:48pmDavid

SOULFLY don't need no pansy ass community, they got SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY!!!!
FUCK

WOW!

I'M THERE

7:48pmDavid

FUCK!!

7:48pmEddie

8)8)

7:48pmDavid

Did you hear Soulfly was touring?

September 30, 2009 - Key Club - Hollywood, California
October 2 2009 - Cane's Bar & Grill - San Diego, California
October 3, 2009 - The Boardwalk - Orangevale, California
October 4, 2009 - The Regency Ballroom - San Francisco, California
October 6, 2009 - Hawthorne Theatre - Portland, Oregon
October 7, 2009 - Showbox Theatre - Seattle, Washington DC
October 8, 2009 - Club Vegas - Salt Lake City, Utah
October 9, 2009 - Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom - Denver, Colorado
October 10, 2009 - The Blue Goat - Salina, Kansas
October 11, 2009 - The Rock - Maplewood, Minnesota
October 14, 2009 - The Intersection - Grand Rapids, Michigan
October 16, 2009 - Harpo's - Detroit, Michigan
October 17, 2009 - McGuffy's House of Rock - Dayton, Ohio
October 19, 2009 - The Gramercy Theatre - New York, New York
October 20, 2009 - Recher Theatre - Towson, Maryland
7:49pmEddie

FUCk! You've gotta be fucking shitting me? I LOVE FUCKING SOULFLY! <3<3

7:49pmDavid

FUCK, I"M THERE FOR ALL THE FUCKING SOULFLY <3<3 style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">

7:49pmEddie

What the fucks "The Rock"? What about "The Myth"? Why the fuck is every show in Maplefuckingwood?

7:49pmDavid

8)8)

It's gotta be a misprint!

7:50pmEddie

Is Maplewood the hard rock fucking apex?

7:50pmDavid

SOULFLY'S GOTTA PLAY MAPLEMOTHERFUCKINGWOOD CAUSE THAT"S THE REWAL SHIT MOTHERFIUCKER PLACE AND AI" MGOIN G OT OGET REEAALLY PISSESD IT THEY DONTTT

7:50pmEddie

Maybe they're playing Maplewood MALL!!!!

FUCK!

7:50pmDavid

That'd be fucking awesome!

7:50pmEddie

They'd destroy the mall!

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

SOULFLY AT THE MAPLEWOOD MALL!

7:51pmEddie

,,,,,,,

!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

They'd totally destroy the mall dude!

7:51pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY would make mincemeat out of Orange Julius!

7:51pmDavid

Dude...SOULFLY!!!!

7:51pmEddie

I heard a rumor they're going on tour soon.

7:51pmDavid

The Gap ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!

SHIT, YOU SERIOUS?????

Soulfly is on tour soon?

FUCK!!!

!!!

!!

!

FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!

7:52pmEddie

I KNOW!!!!

7:52pmDavid

Are you kidding me?

7:52pmEddie

I already bought tickets

7:52pmDavid

It's not cool to lie about shit like that dude!

FUCK!

You bought tickets?

Really?????

7:52pmEddie

I WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOULFUCKINFLY DUDE

7:52pmDavid

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:53pmEddie

I had to pass up on seeing Celine Dion in Vegas but it was worth it to see SOULFLY!!!!

7:53pmDavid

DUDE, THATS RIGHT, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU DON"T JOKE ABOUTZ!

SOULFLY!

ON

TOUR!!!!!

Are they going to play at Maplefuckingwood???? THAT WOULD BE DEVASATATING

7:53pmEddie

MAPLEWOOD IS THE FUCKING HARDROCK APEX OF THE MIDMOTHERFUCKINGWEST!

DUDE! SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!

DUDE... SOULFLY!!!

7:54pmEddie

How much are tix??????????????

????????

?????

???

??

?

7:54pmDavid

Shit POS

Gotta go Dude

soulfly

7:54pmEddie

AWDUDE!

Keep it real brah!

SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

SOULFLY!!

7:54pmEddie

SOULFLY DUDE! SOULFLY!

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