Tough Timez!

Sometimes life gets rough and people fall on hard times. Believe it or not, even a big macho tough guy like Eddie Entropy falls on hard timez! When you're bench pressing 300 pounds of guilt and sorrow you might find yourself asking "Is it all right for a rough customer like me to break down and cry?". Well good news friends, it is! Plus, crying is FREE! You won't find a better deal than this!

Dead Zone

You can only put off the date so long!

Once the fuse is lit you only have a few seconds to evacuate yourself from this world. Spare those around you the pain and suffering. Remove yourself from existence. It's the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season!