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RIP Patrick Swayzle (aka Another Fucking Dead Celebrity)

OH Patrick Swayzle, I'll never gorget the brilliance of your light - especially in that one movie about the Mexican Hat Dance, that was so amazing I don't think I'll even be sort of the same person now that you're gone.  For one year to have taken you, Hugh Jackman, Beatrix Potter, Ann Nibble Smythe, Nablasha Richington, Ed McMann, Furry Faucet and that guy who did the voice overs for that one Japanese movie I liked, it's just no fair!!  Suicide is now my only opinion.  And Jimmy, the poor horse in the picture, will be in mourning forever now, just like a star constellation. 

Alice of furrow someone I walked.

I'm making love to people I don't even like to see.

You might just get it if you treat me like a lady

The last time we talked you told me that you'd joined the church of Jesus.
And you're probably married now with a house and a call and all turned into a grown up female stranger.