RIP Patrick Swayzle (aka Another Fucking Dead Celebrity)

OH Patrick Swayzle, I'll never gorget the brilliance of your light - especially in that one movie about the Mexican Hat Dance, that was so amazing I don't think I'll even be sort of the same person now that you're gone.  For one year to have taken you, Hugh Jackman, Beatrix Potter, Ann Nibble Smythe, Nablasha Richington, Ed McMann, Furry Faucet and that guy who did the voice overs for that one Japanese movie I liked, it's just no fair!!  Suicide is now my only opinion.  And Jimmy, the poor horse in the picture, will be in mourning forever now, just like a star constellation. 

Good Riddance

Death March

There is a time for dancing as the Death March comes to a close. Parties are a natural way to relieve the sort of tension that goes with living inside a space of dread. Saint Patrick is a real and malevolant force and his thirst for blood knows no barriers. Your own days are numbered, but Saint Patrick wants that number to be in the single digit if you're a frenid to the snake. Dancing daze away as the month-long curse from the Isle of Doom comes to it's annual close. Tune in again next year for more pain and decay.

St. Patrick's Day Massacre

Inside the differing opinions there's a place where we can all come together.  Join me please.

the green death

I HAVE KILLED BEFORE AND I WILL KILL AGAIN.

He Killed the Snakes

HOW MANY LIVES WILL SAINT PATRICK TAKE THIS YEAR?