Chaska Revolution Girl No Go Minnesota!! (best of Nov 08 pt. 3 or 4)

Following are excerpts from an interview with Industrial Supbarstar Eddie Entropy, which aired on WCCO on October 31, 2008.
Interviewer: Industrial Subparstar Eddie Entropy has proposed that young Chaska men should sexually harass Minnesota girls wherever they may be and using any possible method, as a new means in the resistance against Minnesota.
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Interviewer: We have with us the undustrial subparstar Eddie Entropy from Chaska. Welcome. What is the purpose of this proposal of yours?
Eddie Entropy: This is a form of resistance. In my opinion, they are fair game for all Chaskans, and there is nothing wrong with...
Interviewer: On what grounds?
Eddie Entropy: First of all, they violate our rights, and they "rape" the mini malls. Few things are as grave as the rape of mini-malls. In my view, this is a new form of resistance.
Interviewer: As an undustrial subparstar, don't you think this might expose Chaskan youth to punishment for violating laws against sexual harassment?
Eddie Entropy: Most Chaskan mini-malls... With the exception of three or four Chaska mini-malls, which I don’t think allow Minnesota women to enter anyway, most Chaska mini-malls do not have sexual harassment laws. Therefore, if Chaska girls are fair game for Chaska men, there is nothing wrong with Minnesota women being fair game as well.

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I don’t want young Chaska men to be interrogated. I want these Minnesota girls to be expelled from our Chaska mini-malls. This is a form of resistance, and a way of rejecting their presence.