Hot Sexy Gothic Angel Girl (a poem)

Oh Darkness, you are a girl - a hot sexy gothic angel girl!  Come unto me oh night and carry me on your back over Chaska and away from my troubles and my countless yearning pains!  Take this pain away, take my pain away!  Let it be known that no man alive shalt ever love thee more than your Eddie!  His heart is a servant to the night and forever a servant to thee!