12pm: Wake up.
1pm: Go back to bed
2pm: Sleep all day. Or maybe get up, I don't like to peg myself down when it comes to decisions like this.
3pm: Wander aimlessly in a daze around downtown.
3:45-5pm: Fall asleep by skid row
6pm: Chase rats
7pm: Find a guy sleeping at a bus stop and set him on fired.
7:30pm: Restrain a visible yawn.
8pm: Go to Denny's
8:15pm: Fuck Denny's, GOING HOME.
9pm: Watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II:Secret of the Ooze" while eating un-thawed fish sticks. I don't have a microwave to cook anything in though, so that's about as good as it gets for me. :*(
10:30pm: Get drunk.
11pm: Watch Glenn Beck
12am: Go outside and dance in the street for about 20 minutes
12:20am: Go to Denny's and tell them how I really feel about them.
1am: Buy 6 bags of Skrank behind Denny's
1:30am: Steal a dude's socks
2am: Kill a man o_0
3am: Catch a coyote and ride him back to my place.
4:30am-until whenever: Watch Informercials till dawn! This is the fuckin' life YO.
5 comments:
That's nice.
--on behalf of Special Ed.--
Eddie's not even open to change with sobriety so dreaming about Denny's is a sure deal! Don't ask about Eddie's children, there's only so much time for drive-in happy meal.
Your day sounds about as exciting as a bowl full of miracle whip!
*yawn*
Your day does not sound exciting at all! Not compared to mine.
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